- Get to the concert at least three or four hours before it starts. By that time, thousands of teenyboppers will have already gathered at the entrance hoping to glimpse a view of the luminous ___________. Some of them try to bribe the security guards for a lil rendezvous backstage, but to no avail :( Oh well. Enjoy the fact that, for the moment, you are standing within only a few hundred feet away from ___________. Never mind the fact that There's a huge concrete wall blocking the way!
- There will always be a few dillusional fans. Prepare to hear such sayings as "Me and Justin are meant to be" or "I'm pregnant with AJ's child" or "Someday, my name's going to be Mrs. Carter" Resist your urge to laugh and just nod your head agreeably, thanking the stars you're not as psychotic and stupid as these girls. (Note that 99.9% of the audience ARE girls . . . or at least claim to be)
- To help with your boredom in waiting, entertain yourself by telling teenybopers about your sexual encounter with _____________. Watch their faces pop.
- Don't fall asleep. Results may cause permanent damage to your skull (Seeing as teenyboppers will trample all over you no matter what) and extreme nausea.
- Now the gates open. Be prepared to brace yourself . . . This may be tough! Push whomever you need to get out of your way. Not that it'll do any good anyhow. When thousands of people crush into the gates, there is a 50/50 % chance you will survive. (At an 'N SYNC concert)Also watch for a guy with a videocamera. He's probably related to Joey, so if you happen to see that camera, wave and try to look as sexy and seductive as possible, paying no mind to the dozens of teenyboppers shoving into your ass and touching you in indecent places. Joey likes that anyway.
- Find your seat PRONTO. Chances are, someone will already have stolen it.
- Once you find your seat, sit down and be prepared to wait another hour. Do not faint from cheap Designer-Imposter perfume, unless there happens top be a first aid backstage . . .
- Once the music starts, be prepared to once again push and shove. Despite the guards being there, you will be shoved in an attempt to get as close to the stage as humanely possible. If you wish to scream out your undying love to ____________, try to drown out the screaming of all the other 10,000 girls in the venue with you.
- Hold up your sign (If you have one) and manage to look as idiotic as possible while trying your best to seduce _____________. Hey, maybe they'll see ya!
- After the show, if you care to follow their tourbus to their hotel, avoid traffic by pointing in a direction and screaming, "HEY! I THINK THEY WENT THAT WAY!" Then go in the opposite direction and follow your destiny.
- If you choose not to follow _____________'s tourbus, make sure to cover your face, because hundreds of teenyboppers will be looking into your car window, wondering if you are her beloved husband-to-be.
More to come soon! But Wait! ! ! Here is an example of what you may be viewing during the timespan of the concert . . .
Guys who can't wait for the lights to go out 
Girls who wanna get hit one more time 
Don't worry, more pics coming soon! Email: boyband_oasis@hotmail.com