So we're in the middle of exams now, and I, Fly Gurl, decided to share some of our pains with you with our very own BOYBAND EQUATIONS! These are very simple calculations . . . We're gonna try to make you guys think . . .
Justin + Bleach= Rogaine
AJ + JC= AJC- The fall from fame as the teen idol overdoses on Midol
Nick Carter+ Howie
________________ = Love triangle (Don't get us started on Trig)
Lance
Joey + Nick Carter= Superman and Lois Lane
Justin Timberlake + J= Ghetto Playaz
Chris + Drew= Chip and Dale
JC + Scott= Same fucking person
Justin Timberlake + JC + Nick Lachey
______________________________ = More solos for everyone!
Joey + Lance + Drew + Justin Jeffre
'N SYNC - Justin= HA HA HA HA HA . . . 'SYNC- no more tours for them!
5ive - Abs= 4our guys with nothing
Chris + 'N Sync+ FuManSkeeto + Teenyboppers= A lot of money for 'N Sync
5ive% x Backstreet Boys= A hell of a lot better than Backstreet is doing now!
Backstreet Boys - (Nick + Howie)= Something I may actually spend money on :Þ
98 Degrees - Justin Jeffre= 98 Degrees
Drew - Hat= .............
No Authority + JC= Major Authority
AJ - Crack= .............
Kevin + Sean= .............
Backstreet Boys - Kevin= Backstreet Boys
Boyzone + B*Witched= Boyzone with four extra girls
Ritchie + Howie= ********* and ******** the ********!!!
Bonuses: (Figure it out and we'll post up the most ceative responses!
Brian (JC)- (Howie + Ritchie)
__________________________
(Lancie + Nicky) x -Justin Jeffre
Sean (Joey) + Kevin
________________
Nick Lachey x Abs