Group Synopsis

Gay Count: 1 (Ritchie)
Rebel Count: Undistinctable
Ghetto wannabe count: 2 (J and Abs)
Stupid name count: 3 (Abs, J, Ritchie)
Sex song count: Too many to count
Song where they repeatedly tell you their name songs: 1, but actually, they mention the word "Five" in more than one song
Crazy hair guy count: 1/2 (Scott changed it so . . .)
Horny guy count: 5
Song remake count: 1 (That we know of, "Human" - Thanx Rae!)
Slow song count: 1 ("When I Remember When" on the U.S. album)
Girlfriend count: 1 (Abs)
Anorexic guy count: 1 (Scott)
Pissy little baby count: 1 (Scott)
Playstation freak count: 2 (Abs and Scott)
Girly guy count: 1 (Ritchie)
Buff guy count: 1 (J)
Guy with buzzed head count: 1 (Sean)

Buff guy count: 3 (Nick, Jeff, Drew)
Big nose count: 1 (Nick)
Related family count: 2 (Nick and Drew Lachey)
Girlfriend count: 2 (Jeff and Drew . . . wow, they admit it! ! !)
Horny guy songs count: Seriously, I think almost all of them are
Number of Boyband Oasis Crew Members who sweat while watching "The Hardest Thing" on MTV: 5
Bleach count: 3 (Justin, Nick, Drew)
Gay count: 0 (Come on, LOOK at them!)
Song remake count: 2 ("You Are Everything", "She's Out of My Life")
Number of songs where they repeatedly tell you their names: 1 ("Heat It Up" I think it's called)
Horny guy count: 4 (In my opinion)
Hat guy count: 1 (Drew- does he EVER take it off?)
Sweet sensitive guy count: 4 (Ok I know this totally contradicts with my earlier opinions, but- Oh well)
Tattoo guy count: 3 (That I know of- Jeff, Nick, and Drew . . . Justin never goes past a T-Shirt)

Gay count: 2 (Nick and Howie . . . no sh*t)
Rebel guy count: 1 (A.J.)
Guy who refuses to use his real name count: 1 (A.J.- Alexander McLean)
Big nose guy count: 1 (Brian)
Great bod guy count: 2 (Brian and Kevin)
Girlfriend count: 2 (Brian and A.J. . . . no, not TOGETHER, you sick, twisted person, you! ! ! )
Sno-cone head count: 1 (A.J.)
Guy who doesn't sing count: 1 (Kevin)
Repulsive guy count: 2 1/2 (Howie, Nick, A.J. kinda . . .)
Song remake count: 1 ("Set Adrift on a Memory Bliss" by P.M. Dawn)
Number of songs where they repeatedly tell you their names: 2 ("Everybody" and "We've Got it Goin' On". I know there are more, but that's all I car to listen to, so . . .)
Related family count: 2 (Brian and Kevin)
Troll count: 1 (Howie)
Blonde dick count: 1 (Nick)
Father figure count: 1 (Kevin)
Good singer count: 1 (Brian)
Crackhead count: 1 (A.J.)

Girly guy count: 1 (Lancey-Poo)
Anorexic guy count: 1 (J.C.)
Guy who refuses to use his real name, yet chooses the wrong initials to use: 1 (J.S. Oops! I meant J.C.)
MMC count: 2 (J.C. and Justin)
Girlfriend count: 1 1/2 (Lance, and do Joey's many whores count, too?)
Homie G wannabe: 1 1/2 (Justin and soon-to-be J.C.)
Arrogant little bastard count: 1 (Justin- No, no, he's not a bastard. . . Jeez, watch the hate mail pour in . . .)
Crazy hair guy count: 1 (Chris)
Horny guy count: 3 (Joey, Justin, and . . . J.C. No really, check out the November issue of U.S. magazine)
Buff guy count: 3/4 (Justin)
Pissy little baby count: 1 (Justin)
Pissy . . . Period count: 1 (J.C.)
"Crazy" guy count: 1 (Chris)
Number of songs in which they repeatedly tell us their name: 1 ("Here We Go")
Mississippi boy count: 1 (You know damn well who!)
Innoslut girlfriend count: 2 (Justin with Veronica- so we've heard, or it might've been Britney, and J.C. with Nikki . . . *Plotting evil plan in my dark mind*)
Fugged-up hair count: 2 (Justin and Chris)
Gravity-defying hair count: 3 (J.C.-in EW, Joey, Lance)