Nick the Dick

Okay, this kid is SO obviously gay. Puh-leeese, what THE HELL do girls see in him? Is it the incredibly gay blonde parted Leo DiCrappiho do? Is it the Spice girl kick?

Or is it the "I'll never Break Your Heart" Video that set their hearts a'flutterin'? Yeah, I'm sure teenyboppers go WILD for the overacting type. They type who's afraid of bubbles. Who wears his hear past his ears. Who has even nicer hair that I do! (Not really ;) Well then, what is the enigmatic mystery that surrounds Nick Carter? What is it that draws girls to him? CUZ I SURE AS HELL DON'T SEE ANYTHING!

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