Interview

December 4, 1997**
Yahoo_chat: OK, here we are with Billie Joe from Green Day Ready for the first question...ok, we're here with the whole band now.... RunningGag asks: GREEN DAY - Any chance of you coming over for Christmas dinner? It's my mom's idea...
Green Day: Sure.

Long_Day_ asks: green day - what is your favorite song on Nimrod?
Green Day: 1 Through 18. Foo.

Mota_ asks: GREENDAY what colour HAVEN'T you dyed your hair?
Green Day: Light Brown.

Yacker57 asks: Do you guys do it for the money, or do you enjoy it?
Green Day: For the money. We enjoy the money, dumbass.

SnOwEd_TIZ asks: green day-would you say that your new album is toned down a bit from your older stuff?
Green Day: Suck it.

MarilynD19 asks: Billie Joe are you married
Green Day: Yeah.
Oiboy11 asks: if you cut up greenday stickers it can say "gay nerd"
Green Day: master of the obvious.

Mfrat asks: Have you had any problems with agents/managers so far in your career?
Green Day: Yes.

DHenderson_KY asks: Hey Green Day I really like your new album especially song 17, "The time of your life" do you have any plans for more songs like that in the future
Green Day: Every song we plan to write, jackass.

Mustrdplgx asks: green day- why had masturbation lost its fun?
Green Day: Because you do it too muck. I mean much.

Koreanfella asks: green day: do you ever feel like your personal lives are invaded?
Green Day: Personal life? What personal life?

Mota_ asks: GREEN DAY BJ, do you do that weird "eye thing" on purpose?
Green Day: you mean the one in the middle of my butt cheeks that blinks? Yes.

GREENDAY asks: Hey billie what happened to my shirt at the concert in seattle at DV8 you took off with it and i kinda want it back it was an awesome concert
Green Day: We burned it.

Misspumpkins asks: How old are you 3 crazy bastards?
Green Day: Forty-one, fifty, and eleven.

Gandhi333 asks: green day if you could kick anyone's ass whose would it be?
Green Day: Yours, dumbass.

GapShooter asks: In the 97 December issue of Guitar world, you said "We are the last successful rock and roll band on the planet". Do you seriously believe that or were you stoned during the interview?
Green Day: Eat my shorts, asswipe.

Country_19 asks: Green Day: Do you have any country influences?
Green Day: Buck Owens, and buck you. Everclear.

Greenday asks: Can we have some juicy gossip on the band?
Green Day: Tre's got 3 balls, and a rod too match.

Tr3z asks: GREEN DAY do you have a suggestion for a band name? my band's looking for a new name and we thought you might have some names that you considered but didn't choose after all...
Green Day: Cankersaurus Rex.

Tr3z asks: GREEN DAY any warnings you'd like to give a band about things they should beware about when getting signed?
Green Day: Yeah. Getting signed. Put out your own vinyl. Elvis has left the building.

Yahoo_Chat3: GREEN DAY HAS LEFT THE BUILDING. THANKS, GREEN DAY.


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