Risk's Journal
Uhhh.....what a week. Six new teammates, one dead supervillian, and one major headache. Guess I wasn't expecting everything to be so hectic when I agreed to join the Outsiders. Honestly I expected it to be a little more like when I was in the Teen Titans to be honest. A buncha kids getting bossed around and trying to have fun at the same time. Instead of one Loren Jupiter though we had three Loren Jupiters......with super powers. 'Course that wasn't much of a problem until along came the damn Executioner. Executioner...good riddance to him. As far as Cody Driscoll is concerned that guy got better then he deserved. After what he did to Prysm....damn, whenever I think of that I just want to go rip somebody's head from their body and play soccer with it. And the number one person who I wanted to play skullsoccer with was the Executioner.
Turns out though that some were not to keen on that idea. Namely the Justice League of America. Max Mercury brought in Steel, Karate Kid and The Flash, somewhere they got this idea in their heads that we were going to kill the Executioner. Heh-heh, was it that obvious? Apparently they didn't trust us to be merciful on the Executioner. Well, what the hell has that guy ever done that shows us he deserves life, much less our mercy. Well lets see he wastes three superheroes, some cops and a dog. Gee...umm... lemme think about this. Should I have listened to them? Well even if I did agree with their weak methods, I'd still have the task of persuading Danger Girl into believing in that. Thats one thing that actually might just be impossible. She was even more sour on the mercy idea then me. And I think the JLA got the message when she boom tubed them and their ideas about "filling that empty hole" the hell away from us. I'm willing to bet though that they'll be back eventually but I doubt they'll be pinning metals on any of us.
So once we ditched the Justice losers, Me, Snowball, the Tick, and Danger Girl ghosted the totalled Justice Cave and went off to kill the Executioner, the guy who totalled it. First though, we had to waist more time recruiting a bunch of second and third rate superheroes to help us take out ol' Exie. First there was Ray, who just got out of the hospital. Seems like a pretty solid guy except he must be pretty arrogant to use his first name with a big THE in front as his codename. Although before we even got to know Ray, Danger Girl was bringing in Twilight and another Green Lantern. Its pretty hard not to notice them two either. As soon as Twilight came out he was (as my Mom says) cursing like a sailor. While the Green Lantern was some guy named Guy Gardner. I think he was in the JLA, but its pretty hard to believe something like that. C'mon this guy? In the JLA? Guess they'll let anybody in the League these days. This nimrod wanted to be leader too, good thing he wasn't 'cause I'd of ghosted that place at the drop of a hat if he was. Yeah, I was expecting Danger Girl to tell him she was in charge and that if he steps outta line she'll take one of them futuristic guns of hers and shoot his head clean off. But what does she do? She names me the leader. Me the leader!! All I can say is it took a thousand years but finally somebody with enough brains in their head to realize the true leadership potential of the Codester.
So soon as we got Ray out of Gotham Memorial we were on a rooftop across the street and she boom tubes in two more people. Tommy Monoghan and some pink streaked gravity chick named Roxy. Tommy gots one a the coolest powers ever...X-ray vision. Thats the kind of power that can get you in some very good, very exciting trouble. I envy him, dude and all he had to take was a bite in the spine from some alien. Some guys got all the luck. While Roxy, I think she's Tommy's honey and she does not seem to be all too fond of Danger Girl. I like that too, I'm still crossing my fingers for that catfight. Heh-heh. Well after we got the introductions out of the way we were on Apokolips again. No sign of Darkseid or of Kalibak...bummer. However, we did get somethin' else a little chaotic...Hawk. Hawk, why'd it have to be Hawk. I mean why couldn't it of been Dove? At least she's hot. Anyhoo...after yet more small talk on Apokolips, Danger Girl had finally spotted the Executioner and I didn't waste no time in jumping throught that boom tube to get him.
When I jumped in there The Executioner was at some cheap motel watching some illegal cable. Usually I'd sit there and watch but there were more important things at hand like killing Executioner. Besides, the telivision got destroyed..no, the whole motel room got destroyed in the first minutes of the rumble and we were all out in the parking lot slugging it with the Executioner. We started off on him pretty good when it was just me, Tick and Hawk. Until, the rest of 'em came in and thats when things went downhill. There were so damn many of us our numbers were our undoing. But I think the biggest help was Ray. His light powers were practically the only way any of us got our shots in. But Exie was getting some good shots in as well. Exie threw what he claims were Prysm's remains at me, all that did was fire me up. I wasn't sure whether to believe the jerk or not so I pocketed the shards in hope that I could someday ressurect her...and I don't care if I'm seventy years old when it happens! Prysm never had the decent chance at life she deserved. She spent her first sixteen years cooped up in that bag and then after almost a year out Executioner ices her. I was determined to kill Exie for what he did.
And later then sooner I finally got my shots in on him. I was whailing away on Exie. I was hurting him, and I was loving it! Then something unexpected happened. I was stabbed in the stomach! That was the last thing I'd a expected. Although when the weapon you're stabbed with sends a neural shock up your spine and to your nervous system knocking you unconcious, there ain't much you can do. I woke up not long after to hear some good news and bad news. The good news was the silly bastard Executioner was finally dead. The bad news, well there's alot of that. For one thing it wasn't me that killed Executioner, it was that Young Justice turd Bladerunner. We were now wanted for questioning by the law for the destruction of that hotel, fleeing a crime scene and about Executioner's corpse. The Tick had supposedly vanished into thin air(like I care, All he did was stand there and look retarded). I never got Exie's head to play soccer with. About everyone was messed up from the battle,especially Snowball who had become a living ice cube creature. Now, Danger Girl is saying that Apokolips is our headquarters! Crap! That place sucks worse then Gotham City!
Well, after everybody's wounds were healed including mine which got healed about ten minutes quicker then usual and Danger Girl did something to Gardner and Twilight's flight rings so they are untracable to the JLA, we were ready for some more action. Danger Girl was probably reading my mind when she told us all we were going to Gotham to beat some loonies senseless. I have to agree with her about killing them is a better idea then letting them run loose. The Teen Titans should have done that with Dark Nemesis way back when, it woulda saved me a lot of trouble...no what am I saying? The trouble part was good, but alot a innocent people croaked 'cause a that. Anyways, I was all for killing some villians. Seems though that not everyone else was. Twilight thought his street clothes sucked so I recommended him to Neil Richards in Metropolis. Monoghan, Roxy, Ray and Snowball wanted to get liquored up so they went to some bar named Noonan's.
So while the others went to have their fun, the rest of us boom tubed to the Batcave and right now its just myself, Hawk, Gardner, and Danger Girl in the Batcave. Nothing major has happened there. Danger Girl said something about Robin showing but that had never happened. Hawk was running his mouth with questions, Gardner was whining about how bored he was and Twilight just arrived back from Metropolis with some new duds shortly after. So when Danger Girl was finished hacking into the batcaves files, she gave us all the available options on which villian we'd go after. It was down to Mr. Freeze, Penguin and Riddler and Mr. Freeze turned out to be the unlucky sap. So this brings us to where we are right now....Gotham Harbor and not far off is Mr. Freeze's base in the Hydroelectric plant.
