Jarrod
Gollihare. Do you think you know this man?
Well, sit back. What we discovered is astounding.
(Please, no rioting.)
Here is an ID picture taken while Jarrod was living in New York.
As you can clearly see, this is NOT the man we know today.
After
working as a special agent for many years, he wanted something
new, something challenging.
He chose to go into the music business.
For this he needed to change his identity, his image.
AFter secretly moving to Tulsa, he changed his name.
With the purchase of a bottle of bleach, and a haircut he proceeded
in his plan.
If you were at the AT chat, or you've read the transcript (www.chatroom.org)
you can clearly see Admiral Twin has an eerie obsession with the
field of dentistry.
Many people would say, "Dentistry? Oh, Admiral Twin's just
plain weird. Like the cheese thing? What's that about?" and
dismiss this crucial breakthrough.
Dentistry. How does that fit in to the equation? We racked our
brains.
The answer has finally come to us.
By
looking at the "before" picture of Jarrod you can CLEARLY
see he had yet to visit a dentist. If he wanted to be successful,
he would need those pearly whites everyone adores. Thinking of
his further plans of deception, he made an appointment with a
highly established dentist in the Tulsa area.
You may, at this point, be skeptical of the entire thing.
Here's the proof.
This picture was taken right after "Jarrod" had the
dental surgery.
If
you, like us, have exceptional observational skills then you noticed
the "Admiral" above "Jarrod's" head.
Admiral Twin. They claim to have gotten the name from a drive-thru
theater. Who would name their band after a theater?
The
truth is that Admiral Twin was SO grateful for the wonderful drummer
that God had bestowed upon them, that they named themselves after
the dentist office (Admiral), which forever changed Sir J's life.
Twin was, of course, derived from the fact that Jarrod was living
a double life.
The truth has finally been set free.
We do not expect you to believe us. Only the extremely intelligent
will do so.
It is okay.
We can now sleep better at night, knowing the entire world knows
about Jarrod's secret. (Sorry, Jarrod)
Thank you and God Bless.
