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Sir Funky Chickens


Why are they so cool?

 

Admiral Twin is the best band in the world.
That's right, in the *WORLD*.

Like all respectable bands, they consist of people.
The difference with Admiral Twin is : they're all *cool* people.
Very, cool people.

These people have names.
Very *cool* names.




Brad "Grease Lightning" Becker--
Mr. Becker can play every instrument imagineable, except the tuba. Why not the tuba? Well, we've concluded that the tuba sucks. Brad can't play an insturment that sucks! He's way too cool for that. When he sings, he oftentimes sounds British. "Yeah, baby."
He named his little baby girl, Tuesday.
Because of this, we think he should adopt us.
*All* of us.
Then we would love him even more.

 


Sir Mark "Rock n Roll" Carr--
Mr. Carr is one of those people who you love to watch perform. He makes it extremely difficult for you *not* to have a good time. We love everything about him. His wonderfully full, wonderfully bouncy hair. His sense of humor...his dancing abilites... the way he makes us want to take up the bass.
He makes me proud to have curly hair.

 


Jarrod "Okra" Gollihare--
Jarrod, like all Twinners, really gets into the music. "We admire his drums for not dieing. They're very brave.
It is rumored that when he was small he became a super hero by swallowing a big dictionary. He can't see through walls, fly, or become invisible. But, he *can* improve your score on the SAT's." (Note: CornyjokewrittenbyAlex.)
He also has a really cool smile. It resembles an Elvisonian lip curl. We like it a lot. A lot.
Oh! and if playing the drums wasn't hard enough, he also sings *while* playing the drums.

Wow.

 


John "vida loca" Russell--
Ricky, who?
Mr. John has awesome guitar solos. He sings. He kicks. He jumps. He makes us happy.
He expands our knowledge of the film industry, breakfast cereals, astrology, and cartoons, all without wearing pants. He's about the spiffiest you can get.



Mark, John, and Jarrod have formed a cover band entitled The Unlucky Ones. If you have the oppurtunity to see them perform, do so. And then you can e-mail us the highlights!

 


Admiral Twin, formerly known as the Mellowdramatic Wallflowers, are wonderful, nice and just splendid.

 

They are currently working on a follow up to last years album, Unlucky, and have now finished mixing the album at Hollywood's famous studio 'Record Plant'. Mock Heroic, the current name for the new album, will surely be just as great, if not better.



To buy Admiral Twin merchandise go here.
To buy Mellowdramatic merchandise go
here.


To sign up for the official Admiral Twin Fanclub (Secret Society) click
here .


" ~Society Benefits~
One~Year Society Membership
AdmiralTwin Secret Society Membership ID Dog Tag
Quarterly Newsletter
Exclusive Society Photo
Red Rocks 1998 Tour Poster
Special Membership Surprises

Two~Year Society Membership
Same benefits as above valid for 2 years
Your Membership Package will be shipped in the NEW AdmiralTwin Lunchbox



***Join by January 31st, 2000 and enjoy Special Charter Membership***
Receive an exclusive AUTOGRAPHED photo of the band

The first TEN people to sign up will receive a free AUTOGRAPHED copy of Mock Heroic when it is released.



*Available for One~Year and Two~Year Memberships.
*All Charter Membership packages will be shipped in February of 2000."

 


 

 

*The nicknames are purely fictional. We think I'd be cool if they weren't, but...