There
are always rumors about people of importance. Most are foolish
and petty. We had to narrow hundreds of rumors down to the most
realistic, factual ones. Here they are, for your enjoyment.
1. John's real name is Pedro.
2. Billie Jean IS his lover.
3. Brad builds life size sculptures out of SPAM.
4. Jarrod does THE BEST Austin Powers impression.
5. He was a teletubbie for Halloween (The purple one. He carried
the purse he bought during the Albertane Tour.)
6. Jed was going to "Soy Bomb" the N'sync concert.
7. Mark "the rebel" Carr got his cartilage pierced.
8. Jed drinks Okra flavored Snapple.
9. They're all moving to either CA, or MI.
10. Jarrod lives with John, and they're looking for a roommate
(applications available at your local Target.)
11. Mark has his own styling product line, aptly titled "Figi
: No More Tangles."
(One of these is actually true. We'd tell you which one, but it's more fun this way.)
