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*~*~*LUCK O' THE IRISH*~*~*

A BIT OF IRISH HUMOR

A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes upon a gas station. Now, since he's in need of gasolene, the man decides to stop. He says to the attendant at the station, "Fill it up, will you?" The man says, "Sorry - we're fresh out of gasolene." So the man considers, and says, "Well, I'm still a bit low on oil, would you mind topping that off?" And the attendant responds "Sorry, but no oil either." The man thinks, and asks the attendant to wash his window, to which he gets the by-now predictable response that he can't do that. The man at this point is fairly mad, so he asks the attendant "Just what kind of gas station is this?" The attendant then looks both ways, and very carefully whispers to the man "To tell you the truth, it's an IRA front." The man then says, "Well, in that case, you can blow up the tyres!"

Two English ladies were discussing their vacation plans on a London street corner near an Irish lady. "We're planning a lovely holiday in Devon this year," said one. "Oh you oughtn't to do that," said the other, "there are Irish there! It would be awful." "Dear me!" said the first lady. "Well where are you going?" "Salisbury," she replied. "But Salisbury is simply crawling with Irish!" the first objected. At this point the Irish lady could no longer hold her tongue. "Why don't ye go t' hell," she suggested. "There be no Irish there!"

TOASTS OF IRLAND

May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows you are dead. Here's health and prosperity to you and all your posterity and them that doesn't drink with sincerity that they may be damned for all eternity. Here's to you and yours and to mine and ours and if mine and ours ever come across you and yours I hope you and yours will do as much for mine and ours as mine and ours have done for you and yours.

O'Connell was staggering home with a small Paddy in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, God," he implored, "let it be blood!"

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