A vampire bat came flapping in from the night
covered in fresh blood and parked himself on
the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the
blood and began hassling him about where he
got it. He told them to piss off and let him
get some sleep, but they persisted until he
finally gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and flew out of the
cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down
through a valley they went across a river and
into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed
down and all the other bats excitedly milled
around him. "Now, do you see that tree over
there?" he asked.
YES, YES, YES!!" the bats all screamed in a
frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because I
fucking didn't!"
Thanx TESTMASTER1
