A cop pulled over an elderly couple and informed the old man who was driving, "I just stopped you because you've got a taillight out." The old lady in the passenger seat, being hard of hearing, shouts: "What!? What did he say!?" The old man shouts back: "Our taillight is out!"

The cop says: "I see by your license you're from Idaho." The old lady shouts: "What!? What did he say!?" The old man shouts back: "He sees we're from Idaho!"

The cop mutters: "I was in Idaho once. Worst piece of ass I ever had was in Idaho."

The old lady shouts: "What!? What did he say!?" The old man answers: "He thinks he knows you!"

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