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A blond guy gets home early from work
and hears strange noises coming from the
bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his
wife naked on the bed, sweating and
panting. "What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the
woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone,
but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old
son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy!
Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and
he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms
upstairs into the bedroom, past his
screaming wife, and rips open the
wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother,
totally naked, cowering on the closet
floor.
"You bastard, "says the husband, "my
wife's having a heart attack and you're
running around naked scaring the
kids!"
