U.S. Sex Laws Still on the books
In Washington, D.C.: There is a law
against: having sex in any position
other than face-to-face. ( So then it is
illegal to get fucked by Congress..
since they bend you over )
In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: There is a
law against: having sex with a truck
driver in a toll booth.
In Fairbanks, Alaska: There is a law
against: two moose having sex on the
city sidewalks.
In Kingsville, Texas: There is a law
against: two pigs having sex on
Kingsville airport property.
In Alexandria, Minnesota: There is a law
against: a man having sex with his wife
with the stink of onions, sardines, or
garlic on his breath.
In Ames, Iowa: There is a law against:
drinking more than three slugs of beer
while lying in bed with a woman.
In the state of Washington: There is a
law against: having sex with a virgin
under any circumstances (including the
wedding night).
In Tremonton, Utah: There is a law
against: having sex in an ambulance.
In Newcastle, Wyoming: There is a law
against: having sex in a butcher shops
meat freezer.
In Ventura County, California: There is
a law against: cats and dogs having sex
without a permit.
In Nevada: There is a law against:
having sex without a condom.
In Willowdale, Oregon: There is a law
against: a husband talking dirty in his
wife's ear during sex.
In Clinton, Oklahoma: There is a law
against: masturbating while watching two people have sex in a car
