Dad came home one day in an
exceptionally horny mood and took his
wife upstairs for sex. Just when they
were really getting into it, their 5
year old son entered the room and
started to cry. "What's wrong, son?" the
father asked. "Why are you crying?"
"You're hurting my mommy," the little
boy replied. "No, no," the father
reassured. "I'm not hurting her. We are
making babies." This seemed to calm the
boy, and when he left the room the
couple went back to their business. The
next day the father came home from work
early and found his son on the steps,
crying.
"What's the matter NOW?" asked Dad.
"It's those babies you were making with
mommy yesterday," the boy answered. "The
mailman is upstairs eating them."
