A young couple, just married were in
their honeymoon suite on their wedding
night. As they were undressing for bed,
the husband who was a big burly man
tossed his pants to his bride and
said,"Here, put these on." She put them
on and the waist was twice the size of
her body. "I can't wear your pants, "she
said. "That's right," said the husband,
"and don't you ever forget it. I'm the
man who wears the pants in this family."
With that she flipped him her
panties and said' "Try these on." He
tried them on and found he could only
get them on as far as his kneecaps.
"Hell," he said. "I can't get into your
panties!" She replied,"That's right, and
that's the way its going to be until
your fuckin' attitude changes!"
