The 100 Best Pickup Lines

1. I'm sorry for staring, but you look like someone I used to know.

2. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

3. May I have the honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

4. I won a great prize for my pick-up line. Would you like to hear it? "Hi!"

5. Excuse me, I think it's time we met.

6. Actually, I tend to make normal conversation rather than try to dazzle

7. You're the one I've been saving this seat for.

8. Where we supposed to meet for dinner?

9. What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me?

10. Gosh, you're pretty.

11. You're very easy on the eyes.

12. Your smile is like sunshine.

13. God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.

14. You are the reason men fall in love.

15. Do you have room in you life for a new friend?

16. I just moved into the building, and I was wondering if you could recommend a good restaurant in the neighborhood. Would you like to join me?

17. You just an interesting person. I have a body, too.

18. There is more than what meets the eyes.

19. I'm sensing the intense feelings you have for me. . . Is it my cologne?

20. I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one.

21. What can I do to make you mine?

22. I had a dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

23. You should be someone's wife. Mine.

24. If he doesn't show, I'll be right over here.

25. So there you are! I've been looking all over for you.

26. I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours.

27. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

28. Hi, I need your help! My mother says if I don't get a date this weekend, she's putting me up for adoption.

29. Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

30. Excuse me but I'm doing a report on stamina. Would you be interested in finding the true meaning of marathon?

31. Of all my relationships, I like sexual the best.

32. Darling, you haven't changed a bit since our divorce.

33. Fine! And you?

34. This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.

35. You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met. . . today.

36. You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad.

37. Just where do those legs end?

38. What lovely eyes you have, are they yours or, did you buy them?

39. You know, my mother says you have the best posture of anyone I know.

40. The best of me is behind me.

41. The girl I'm with, oh, she's my sister.

42. Would you like someone to mix with your drink?

43. Would you come back to my place and pet my dog?

44. Can I be your slave for tonight?

45. Be different, say yes.

46. I'm in advertising. Would you like to be in our next photo shoot?

47. We voted you "The Most Beautiful Girl Here" and the grand prize is *me*.

48. Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and hot fudge sundaes.

49. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

50. Motel spelled backward is letom.

51. So, do you like bagels or muffins in the morning?

52. When's our wedding?

53. Bring on the gin, we've just found the tonic.

54. Can I end a sentence with a proposition?

55. Excuse me, weren't you Shirley Maclaine in a past life?

56. Weren't we married in a past life?

57. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.

58. Funny, you don't look like a democrat.

59. Hi, I'm employed.

60. Mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

61. Perhaps you recognize me from adult movies.

62. There's an aura about you that's hidden, and I want to bring that aura out.

63. Which is easier? Getting into those pants, or getting out of them?

64. What's your sign?

65. I want to bear all your children.

66. Love is like a rug. . . walk all over me. . . lie on me. . . but no animals allowed.

67. Your eyes, they're as blue as window cleaner.

68. Are those your real eyes?

69. Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Congressional Medal of Honor?

70. Whatever you do, don't ever cut your hair!

71. Would you like to take a shower?

72. You bring new meaning to the word "alien."

73. Take a chance.

74. Always good for you to see me again.

75. Are you actually beautiful, or do you remind me of myself?

76. If life is a meat market, you're prime rib.

77. Would you like to be in movies?

78. Don't you know me from somewhere?

79. I'm filthy rich and have 6 weeks to live.

80. My rank is a naval inspector. Let's go to your place for an inspection.

81. Here's your chance to get to know me.

82. I'm choking, I need mouth to mouth resuscitation.

83. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

84. I've been noticing you not noticing me.

85. I'm lost. Which way to your house?

86. Excuse me for not getting up. I broke my ankle falling off my polo pony.

87. Are you interested in a hot slice of conversation?

88. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off of you.

89. You smell delicious.

90. I thought women like you traveled in packs.

91. My drink is getting lonely. Would you like to join me?

92. So when do you think we'll go metric?

93. I'm just a caraway seed in the bakery of life.

94. Sweetness is my weakness.

95. You're so sweet your going to put sugar out of business.

96. Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

97. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?

98. I had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl

smile, so could you please smile for me?

99. Hi, are those really yours?

100. Let's go lie down and talk about it.

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