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A man receives a flyer on weight loss in his mail box. He decided he could afford to lose a few pounds. The ad says: Want to loose a few pounds? We can help .... Lose 10 pounds in 7 days, or Lose 20 pounds in 7 days, or Try our Super Fit program lose 50 pounds in 7 days. Just give us a call and we'll get you started! Extreme Weight Loss!
He decides to try out the 10 pounds in 7 days. The operator tells him, "Someone will be at your house within a few days to get you started."
A few days later the door bell rings. He opens the door and in front of him is a beautiful 22 year old girl, buck naked wearing only Reebok running shoes, and a sign around her neck that says "If you can catch me, you can have your way with me." She takes off running ....
He follows, of course, being a bit over weight he's struggling to catch her. Finally he catches her and has his way with her. Everyday, for 7 days this goes on, she comes over, he chases her, catches her and has his way with her.
Finally on the 8th day, he decides to weigh himself. He did indeed loose
10 pounds. He thinks to himself, maybe I should try the 20 pound program. He calls, and asks to try out their 20 pound program. The operator tells him someone will be around in a few days to start him on his program.
A couple of days later, the door bell rings, he answers the door and finds a beautiful blond, 19 years old, buck naked wearing only Nike runners & a sign around her neck that says "If you can catch me, you can have your way with me."... She takes off running ... He chases her and eventually catches her, and boy, does he have his way with her, all week this goes on!
After the 7th day, he gets on the scale and he has lost the 20 pounds. Wow, he is astonished! He has enjoyed his weigh loss so much that he decides he wants to try the 50 pound program. He calls in to the Extreme Weight Loss, tells them how much he has enjoyed his weight loss so far and is going to tell all his friends about the program. He then asks about the 50 pound program, he would like to join that one. The operator asks him: "Are you sure? This program might not be right for you." "Absolutely," he says, "I want the 50 pound program." The operator responds: "OK, someone will be around within the next few days."
Within a few days the door bell rings, the guys jumps and runs to the door, he's so excited he can barely contain himself .... He opens the door, and there in front of him is Richard Simmons, buck naked, wearing only Pink runners and a sign that says "If I catch you, I can have my way with you."
