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Presenter: G'day its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game?
Brian:Yeah, sure.
Presenter:OK, Question 1 - When was the last time you had sex?
Brian:Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter:And how long did it go for Brian?
Brian:Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.
Presenter:10 minutes! Good one. And where did you do it mate?
Brian:Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.
Presenter:There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian!
Brian:OK...OK...On the kitchen table.
Presenter:(and others in the room - much laughter). Good one Brian.
Presenter:is it OK for us to call your wife?
Brian:Yeah, alright.
Presenter:Hi Sharelle, how are you?
Sharelle:Hi. Good thanks.
Presenter:(explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other line, say hello.
Sharelle:Hi Brian.
Brian:Hi Sharelle.
Presenter:Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.
Brian:Just tell the truth Honey.
Sharelle:OK
Presenter:Sharelle, when was the last time you had sex?
Sharelle:Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.
Brian:Sharelle, it doesn'tmatter. I've already told them.
Sharelle:OK...About 8:00 this morning before Brian went to work.
Presenter:Good, nice start! Next question. How long did it go for Sharelle?
Sharelle:(giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.
Co-Presenter:That's close enough ... Brian was just being a gentleman.
Presenter:OK Sharelle, final question. Where did you do it?
Sharelle:Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be listening. No way, no.
Presenter:There's a trip to Bali on the line here.
Brian:Sharelle, I've already toldthem so it doesn't matter anyway ... just tell em.
Sharelle:Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the asse!
........................................ Radio Silence
