THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part
under a car's hood.
male: The strap
fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening
up one's self emotionally to
another.
male: Playing ball
without a cup.
COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female: The open
sharing of thoughts and feelings with
one's partner.
male: Scratching
out a note before suddenly taking off
for a weekend with the guys.
BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part
that every item of clothing manufactured
makes "look bigger."
male: The organ of
mooning and farting.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to
get married and raise a
family.
male: Not trying to
pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-mohtkon-trohl) n.
female: A device for
changingfrom one TV channel to
another.
male: A device for
scanning through all 75 channels every 2
minutes.
TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you
do frequently to whatever you're
cooking, to make sure it's
good.
male: Something you
must do to anything you think has gone
bad, prior to tossing it out.