WHAT'S IN A WORD?

Male & Female Interpretations

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a car's hood.
male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
male: Playing ball without a cup.

COMMUNICATION(ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)n.
female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
male:   Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

BUTT (but) n.
female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
male:   The organ of mooning and farting.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
male:   Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-mohtkon-trohl) n.
female: A device for changingfrom one TV channel to another.
male:   A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes.

TASTE (tayst) v.
female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.

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