XLINKX Banner Exchange
On the front
Moneys short,
Times are hard
Heres your f*ckin
X-MAS Card!!!!!!!
Twas The Night Before Xmas
And all through the house
Everybod' felt sh*tty
Even the mouse.
Mom at the whore house
And dad smokin grass,
I just settled down for a nice peace of a**
When out on the lawn
I heard such a clatter,
I sprung from my piece
To see what was the matter.
Then out on the lawn
I saw a big d**k,
I knew in a moment
It must be Saint Nick.
He came down the chimney
Like a bat out of hell,
I knew in a moment
The f*cker had fell.
He filled all our stockings
With pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber d**k
For my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney
With a thunderous fart,
The son of a b*tch
Blew the chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed
As he rode out of sight,
"Piss on you all,
And have a Hell of a Night!!"
Thanx partygirl21
