Give
yourself...
-
5pts-
If you wear a turtle-neck sweater unseasonably;
-
5pts-
If you eat yogurt more than twice a week;
-
1pt- For
every plant you have in the house, excluding marijuana and fly traps;
-
3pts-
For every plant you've named;
-
1pt- For
every pair of ankle high tennis socks you own;
-
1pt- For
every poster or picture framed in your room;
-
5pts-
For every poster of a musical or play;
-
1pt- For
every skin care product you own;
-
5pts-
If you have a padded toilet seat cover;
-
5pts-
If you have a shag carpet on lid of toilet tank;
-
5pts-
If you drink a lot of diet coke;
-
5pts-
If you have potpourri in your bathroom;
-
1pt- For
potpourri in any other room;
-
3pts-
If you wrap gifts in something other than newspaper or tin foil;
-
5pts-
If you have stationery;
-
25pts-
If you have a squeegee in the shower;
And finally,
give yourself...
-
100 pts
if you've ever blown a guy.
If
you scored...
-
Below
9 pts, you're straight.
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Between
9 and 15 pts, then you're probably not gay, but pretty close!
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Above
a 17, then you've gotta be gay; or at least you're "a six-pack away from
a blow job."