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Need a silly laugh? This will do it! WHAT IS YOUR NAME? Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by David Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names.....Ladies - you can use your maiden name. Some examples: Bill Clinton = Lumpy Gigglechunks/Al Gore = Stinky Lizardtush/George Bush = Fluffy Toiletshorts  
When you're done, pass this onto your friends announcing your NEW name or theirs! |
a = stinky b = lumpy c = buttercup d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger m = pinky n = zippy o = goober p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper y = dinky z = zsa-zsa |
Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of your NEW last name.
a = diaper b = toilet c = giggle d = bubble e = girdle f = barf g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie j = monkey k = potty l = liver m = banana n = rhino o = burger p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu y = gorilla z = stinker |
Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of your NEW last name.
a = head b = mouth c = face d = nose e = tush f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = butt l = brain m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney p = biscuits q = toes r = buns s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck y = brains z = juice |
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