This is space cadet, Retardo. He is from the planet Retardus. He's a bit confused on the whole coencept of UFO's because they don't use those spinny saucery thingies there. The float around...DUH!
This is space cadet, Dweebo. He is from the plante Dweebus. Dweebo thinks everyone it out to eat his ear wax. Haha..yeah, that's it...mm hmm. Be careful of his guns..they're very dangerous...better believe it...
This is space cadet Dorko. She is from the planet Dorkus. Dorkus spends all her time tending to her 5,000,000 babies.
This is the grandmaster, lord of all aliems, I mean aliens; Zorkon P. Quiplefear. I know he doesn't look too fierce or anything, but once you get on his bad side...woo, watch out. He turns into a green ugly, bug eyed monster. Really, he does. Yeah, that's it...
This is Cutie Pie from Mars. Yes, he lives in our solar system. Cutie Pie is one of the more innocent people. He's the one who says the, "we come in peace" stuff. All Cutie wants is your friendship. But of course, if you bother him, he'll blow your head off. Sorry.
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