Confucius says...
- Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
- Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
- Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
- Man who kisses girls' behind, gets crack in face.
- Passionate kiss like spider web - - lead to undoing of fly.
- Man with holes in pockets, feels cocky all day.
- Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
- Virginity like balloon - - one prick, all gone.
- Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
- He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
- Baseball all wrong - - man with four balls can't walk.
- Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
- Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
- Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
- Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to
Bangkok.
- Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
- Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Confucious say:
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but
better for boy to park meat in girl.
Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Baseball wrong--man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Learn to masturbate--come in handy.
Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.
Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.
Virgin like balloon--one prick, all gone.
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