Cute, But Weird Poem
Ladies and gents, and dogs without fleas. Cover your ears and listen up please. Admission is free, so pay at the door, pull up a chair, and sit on the floor. I come here before you to stand here behind you, to tell you a story I know nothing about....
Early one morning in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys went out to fight. Back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and shot those 2 dead boys. If you don't believe my lies are true, ask the blind man, he saw it too.