Murder After Murder

This is a short story from, of course, Jennifer. It's really cool! It like about a girl writing a book and it comes true! Read it!

Danielle:"THE BEGINNING OF THE MURDER-SPREE'S" Jennifer, what kind of story is this? What the heck? What kind of story? A Freddy Krugar story? What a crock of...what are you doing here?
Nick: What do you mean? We live here too. We all do. Don't you remember?
Jennifer: Yeah, but, remember, you kinda moved out like, 2 months ago. Do you have amnesia?
Ashley: NO, he don't, and neither do I. We both know where we live. We didn't want to go there tonight though. We didn't, uh....feel like it.
Jessica: Let me guess. You lost your key again. You really should put in your car, not visable for someone to steal. You are as smart as a chicken on dope. I hope you remember this time.
Kevin: Did you? Did you really loose your key again? If you did, I'm going to have to laugh. I want to know.
AJ: They did. Look at that face. That's an, "I lost my keys again" face. I can tell.
Erin: Did poor Nicky pooh and Ash-Ash loose their keys, again?
Nick: Ok! Ok! We lost the keys. I didn't want to tell you though, I was scared you'd make fun of us, like you're now. I didn't want to tell you, I told you Ash, we shouldn't've told'em!
Jennifer: Now Nick, don't you blame this on Ashley. It's not Ashley's fault, TOTALLY.
Ashley: It's not my fault at all. It's his fault because it's not my car. It's his car! It was! It was his!
Jessica: Well, I don't know why you guys do this anyways. I think that you should just get a new key, and put one on a chain so you can't lose it. You can't lose it that way!
Suddenly there was a knock on the door. It was Jessica's boyfriend, Brian, and his friend, David.
Brian: How is every....Nick, you lost your keys again, didn't you?
David (Boreanaz, Yes): Yeah, they lost'em again. They have that look. You can tell, the look gave it away.
AJ: That's exactly what I said.
Jennifer: Hey! You guys didn't bring Seth with you! How come?
David: We didn't because, well, we just couldn't find him. Honest.
Brian: It's true, we searched everywhere, and I mean it, everywhere!
Kevin: Even the bathroom in Wal-Mart?
David: Well, we didn't go that far. We weren't that desprate to find him. It's not that important, is it?
Erin: No, but you came over, so we thought that Seth was coming over. We made his favorite for supper. If you guys didn't remember, it's his birthday today.
Brian: Well, I guess we didn't remember that, but we did look for him!
Doorbell: Ding! Ding! Ding!
Nick: I'll get it. I don't want one of the guys that just walked in to turn around. Hello...Seth! Where were you?
Seth: I was waiting on my back porch, when suddenly I saw Brian's car leave. I thought that they totally forgot me, but I saw'em leave. I guess they just checked the front of the house.
Brian: Well....OK, so..we fibbed, just a little bit. We did look for him, in the front of his house.
Ashley: Well, at least my Nick tells the truth.
Jessica: Yeah, you didn't lose your keys when you walked in the door, you just wanted to come over, remember? Don't you remember? I think that you should if you don't! (Ashley looks at the floor)
Danielle: Look at this guys! Jennifer wrote a book! It's about murders! In this, well, some of the Buffy cast dies! Faith is the first to go, that don't surprise me though, she's never liked Faith. Then...well, you read it!
If you were wondering Faith, & Giles die. Faith, hit in the head with a 4x4, Giles, heartattack. That night, at 3 a.m. they get a call.
Kevin: Hello. Yes, this is the Richardson/Littrell house. Who is this? The HOSPITAL? What's wrong? Oh gosh, Jennifer, Brian, Jessica! Come here! I have something to tell you!
Jennifer: Kevin, what's wrong? Did something happen? What's the matter? Why are you shaking?
Kevin: Anthony Stewart-Head. He had a heartattack at 1, and died just recently.
Everyone was still there that was there earlier, but he only called them in, everyone heard though.
Danielle: Did you say, a heartattack? Kevin, did you? Did you?
Kevin: Yes, why?
Danielle: Jennifer, your book. Anthony dies in it. He has a heartattack! This can't be! This just can't be!
Jessica: You really don't think...do you? Well, it happened on Port Charles. I guess it could happen.
Ashley: This can't be! Jennifer, did anyone else die? Did they?
Jennifer: Faith. She got killed with a 4x4. She got hit in the head with one. Then, well, only made-up people died, like J.J. Eversling, and Ethan Peterson. You don't believe in this do you? You don't! You can't! Brian: Well, anything can happen you know. It happened on that one show that Jessica was talking about.
Kevin: Well, it could. I don't think it did though. I really don't think it really did. What's the chance? 3% maybe? Maybe 6? Not a very likely chance. There is a chance, just not a very good one.
David: Well, you never know. This is L.A. A lot of people die because of heartattacks, and stuff like that. It's probably just freak conicidence. That's all probably.
Jennifer: I sure hope so. I don't want to be a murderer.
Erin: You woudn't be. You just wrote a book.
AJ: Really, just a book, not a murder. You wrote a book, remember? A book.
Nick: Well....
AJ: Nick, shut up. I don't wanna know what you have to say. It's not important right now.
1 week later
Phone: RING RING RING!
David: Hello. Yes, this is the residence. Who is...oh my! This isn't happening! Jennifer!!
Jennifer: What? What now? Nothing serious is it? Please tell me it isn't.
David: This is something serious. Sorry, Faith died.
Danielle: How? A 4x4?
David: Yes. This isn't a freak coinincidence anymore. This is really coming true. You're book is coming true. You can't blame yourself though. You can't. You just wrote a book.
Nick: I told you! I said, "well.."
AJ: Nick, shut up! I don't wanna know what you have to say. It's not important right now.
Nick: That's exactly what he said! Thanks AJ. I forgot for a minute.
Kevin: Don't blame yourself, because it's not your fault.
Jennifer: Yes, yes it is. I wrote the book of murders, so I'm the one to blame. I hate myself now. I really do.
Jessica: Who cares? They weren't very important characters in Buffy anyways. I didn't like'em.
David: Jessica!
Ashley: Well, how often does a girl get hit in the head with a 4x4? Not very. How often does a book come true? Not often. Someone, or thing, is re-making the book. Whether you admit it or not, they are.
AJ: She is right. For once, she's right about something. How, unique. How very unique.
Kevin: Let's not talk about how unique Ashley is. Let's try to solve this.
Ashley: Why? You don't think I'm unique? Why? How come?
Nick: Ashley, just be quiet for a little bit. We have to solve this.
David: Maybe, just maybe, it was on purpose that someone did this. Why?
How the heartattack? A 4x4? I mean, what's going on? Something is, but what?
Seth: Well, maybe someone read the book and is trying to copy it. It happens, just ask other people that a loved one killed 'cause of it. They'll tell you, it happens more than you think.
Jennifer: Well, if someone is doing that, I wrote a book of murders. I killed 4 people because of it. This isn't fair. This just isn't fair at all.
Erin: It's not your fault. You have to tell yourself you wrote a book, not murders. It's not your fault!
Jessica: Yeah, Faith was lookin' for trouble. I saw'er, so she had it comin'. She had it comin'!
David looks at her really weird. She looks at him the same way back.
AJ: While you guys make googly-eyes at each other, we're going to try to solve this.
David: I was not making googly-eyes at her, she was at me. She was at me, not me at her.
Jessica: You wish buns-of-steel. You wish.
Seth: Buns-of-steel? Wha the? Well, who cares? Who do you think is doing this? Who?
Nick: I don't have a single clue, but we need to find out, fast.
Kevin: Really Nick? Find the guy fast? What gave you that clue?
Nick: Well, you guys have to pick on me all the time, don't you?
AJ: Oh, yeah.
Erin: Well, who do you think it is? It could be anyone. It could be one of...no it couldn't, because we were all in here. Who? Who? Do you think we know them? Or him/her?
Ashley: I bet we know'em, but who knows. I don't know anymore, I don't want to know though, because then I'd be scared of any, and every person by that name. I'm glad I don't know right now at least.
Jennifer: In my story, if they are copying me, their name will be Michael.
Michael...Jones. Does anyone know a guy by the name of that? Has anyone? Anyone? Is that a NO?
Kevin: I don't. I don't. I'm glad I don't either.
David: I....do. I know someone by the name of Michael Jones. He's my next door neighbor. I know someone. I know someone by that name. This is wicked, too wicked.
AJ: Well, maybe we should go and see if he's at home, if he was the guy, he wouldn't be home. Let's see.
They go and check. Ding Ding Ding.
Seth: No answer. This is our guy.
Michael: Hello. Are you looking for me?
Jennifer: Do you know anyone by the name of Faith? Do you?
Michael: Yeah, I just Killed Her.

The End