The

Roommates from Hell

Episode

This week's moral:

Freshman packets should never sell for more than five bucks.

Vocabulary words:

"_______" - Meghan (AKA the word she added between "we're" and "roommates")

"You got, like, an incredible buffet of men." - Javier

"... they gave me Zyprexa, which is an anti-psychotic." - Meghan

"... it's real contentious..." - Felicity

"Someone who spent so long pining over you." - Javier

"What, calling me Cheapo?!" - Elena

"I don't want you to get broadsided by this emotional Mack truck." -Sean

Buy a dictionary and/or thesaurus!

Sweater count:

They said Felicity was going to have a new look.

It looks like it's gonna be a cold winter.

Tell me about it:

"Tell me who the hell you did go with or I will kill you!" - Javier

"We idiots like Felicity." - Ben

"I need you at the register, that's why I pay you." - Javier

"Guess what? Love is blind, but my customers are not." - Javier

"I had an affair with Dr. McGrath." - Elena

Things we've learned:

Elena is all-knowing.

Elena is all powerful.

Elena will not see the Blair Witch Project.

Felicity sure sends Sally a lot of tapes.

Julie hated having cheerleader roommates in their underwear. Right.

Elena got a REAL fridge.

Elena got an "A" for sex.

Noel does not like Elena's table.

Is that College Music?

This episode featured music from:

Jude

Spain

Macy Gray

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