The Gloves
A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of
gloves for Christmas. It seems like the appropriate
gift, since they've only known each other for
three weeks. He wants something romantic, yet not
too personal.
He asks the girlfriend's younger sister to come
along, to advise on hand size and color. After much
consideration, he buys a pair of white gloves. The
sister purchases a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels.
The kid sister gets the gloves, the guy takes home
a gift box containing the panties. Without checking
the guy rushes the suspect gift on to his girlfriend.
Inside the card, he writes and attaches a loving
and helpful note, which reads:
" Merry Christmas Baby! I chose these because I notice you
are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in
the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would
have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she
wears shorter ones which are easier to remove. These are
a delicate shade, but the sales lady I bought them from
showed me a pair that she's been wearing for the last three
weeks. They were hardly soiled at all. I had her try on
yours for me, and they looked really great. I wish I were
there to put these on for you the first time. There's
no doubt other hands will come in contact with them
before I have a chance to see you again, so I hope you
think of me. When you take them off, remember to blow inside
them before putting them away, as they will naturally
be a little damp from wearing. I hope you
will wear them for me on New Years Eve."
P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down
with a little fur showing.
Merry Christmas
I Go Crazy
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