Happy Birthday Joey!!!
Since it's a few days after Joey's birthday, I (Beth) can now share Joey's present with all of you. Joey constantly checks our website, so if I had put it up early it would have ruined the surprise.
Everyone knows that Joey's fantasy is to be in a pool of red jello, He tells me everyday how he wants to create it. So I figured the perfect birhday gift would be to fill my swimming pool with Jello and invite him over (since we were already going out to dinner anyway). I told him dinner would be a romantic candlelit dinner at our I mean my house, since it's so hard to go out in public becaus he gets mobbed by all his fans. So I ordered The Big New Yorker from Pizza Hut (well actually I ordered 2. One for him and one to share.he doesn't get his nickname Fat One for nothing!!!). I spent all day filling my pool with distilled water, purified to perfection. Then I went to Sam's Club and bought 56 crates of Strawberry Jello. (which I got a great discount on for buying in bulk might I add.) Then I went home and my freinds and I emptied out all the packets of Jello into the pool.
Once doing this I called my pool-man Bob, to ask how to reverse the process from heating to cooling to cooling to heating. After he explained it to me I immediatly ran to the pool to start the process, then got myself all dolled up. Eight O'clock came, I went to check the pool one last time. It was a jigglin', the jello was done!!!! I went and got 2 cans of whipped cream, one to write Happy Birthday Joey on the pool and the other to recreate the girl's bathing suit in Varsity Blues. I had left a note on the door telling Joey to go directly to my pool, and just laid in wait in the middle of the pool.
Nine o'clock came and he was right on time, I could hear the door open and well see for yourself.........
I've never seen him smile so big before!!!! He told me this was the best birthday present ever, and he couldn't wait til my birthday. (Now neither can I!!)
********Note:Every bit of jello was eaten from my pool!!!********
***This story is all fiction!!! It is completely made up from our imaginations. Scary huh? Yes we have WAY too much time on our hands!!!***
Joey has relived his and Beth's swim in the J E LL O pool times since his birthday.
