In honor of it being Lance's 20th birthday we thought we would stop the jokes * well, not entirely* and celebrate the special day, because if it weren't for Lance who could make us go "Oh Baby!!"
On May 4, 1979 an adorable * ahem* little boy named James Lansten Bass was born in ............. you guessed it !! Mississippi!!!! *I know I was surprised too!*
Once Lance was just a little cowboy, riding Toby. But now the world knows him as a *ahem, cough,choke* sex symbol to the worlds teen age girls ( and some boys)
20 years of Lance!! Poor guy ! Being the worlds most popular group of the moment, Lance is working on his birthday. We're sure he wouldn't have had it any other way!
We weren't quite sure what to get Lance for his birthday,considering he has all the Avon products one man can handle, and Topanga already had the Boy Meets World Marathon tape gift wrapped, so there was really only one thing left! We got out our cowboy gear and took the truck *yeehaw* to the local farm *there are quite a few in Torrance, ahem, yeah* and after hours of searching we finally picked out this beauty..... *
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Just for you Lance, Toby II.Don't forget to ride em, ride em... We hope you get many hours of *ahem* use out of him! Don't neglect Topanga though!!
Love,
The Girls of Hide *N SYNC
Smurfette, Lois Lane, and Whip Cream
