Oh, he looks so sad it almost makes us not want to put this up! we said almost right?
The top five resons we can't be Lance's girlfrinds are:
5. We'd have to hear "Girl are you alone" every time he called.
4. A girl can only take so many "Oh Baby's" before she goes insane.
3. We never did like Ellen.
2. Topanga knows where we live. That could be kind of dangerous.
And the number one reason we couldn't be Lance's girlfriends is:
1. We'd have to compete with a damn horse for his affection.
