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KwF, 1... Police, 0 FINALLY! After months of lies being told by the police towards us, both Mike Ancin and Dan Nevares entered the police station and said "GIVE US OUR TAPE BACK OR WE'LL BUST A LIGHTBULB OVER YOUR ASS!" although they still refused... Mike actually TOOK the tape and just left!! A round of applaudes to go Mike Ancin! Now, this means that, hopefully, after one more highlight tape, Proletariat 6 will be RELEASED! Unless the camera breaks or something... AH! I probably jinxed it! Actually, there is no word on the release of Proletariat 6, as an outro has not been finished, because we were waiting for this tape. However, Proletariat 6 promises to be a KICK ASS tape, and I have a pre-released copy of it, and I personally think that it's even BETTER than Krazymania II! It features No Mercy '99, and it simply KICKS ASS! Any more information on it will be released as soon as we can!
KwF Presents: Volume 6 - Proletariat Remember the new tape that was simply called "the tape that starts with a P?" well, that's Proletariat 6! It's called Proletariat 6 because this is volume 6. Now, I know, No Mercy was supposed to come out first, but we came to a conclusion! Because No Mercy '99 was post poned, we've come to a conclusion. We've taken the best of No Mercy '99 and ADDED it to Proletariat! That's right! So, Proletariat FEATURES No Mercy '99 at the ending of this tape! This means more tape for the same price! Now, some people asked, "What does Proletariat mean?" well, I say... go to dictionary.com. Jeez, stop asking me. I'm sick of explaining it! Anyway, Proletariat will NOT be released until we get our match back from the police. But, it will be released right after! The camera has been fixed, highlights are done, and we're ONLY waiting for this match! When this match comes in, and is added to the tape, we will release Proletariat immediatley. Also, we'll have the match run down by then. But, I'll tell you one thing, some of the pictures on the page are from Proletariat!! Guess which ones!! So when KwF Presents: Volume 6 - Proletariat is released, you, the loyal KwF fans, will be the FIRST to know!
Most Wanted By The San Ramon Police Department: K-w-F As you may know, the incident back when Josh Petersdorf and Mike Ancin were arrested because of "destruction of property" (it was our own property!) at a school where they were both arrested for, the cops still have our KwF tape! Ancin and Petersdorf have both finished their community service, and we've been trying to get the tape back from the police for EONS, but the damn guy is never there!!! So, the new tape will NOT be released until the pig returns to it's stall. We're sorry of this information. Also, we do not hate all cops. Just this one in particular.
No Mercy '99 Release Date Post-Poned!!! No Mercy '99 was to be released today. The final day of the year 1999. BUT... we can't release No Mercy in the year '99 anymore!!! Why? No, it's not because the tape isn't done. The tape is COMPLETLEY finished, and we have it all ready on an 8mm tape, ready to be transfered onto VHS tapes and sent to your homes... BUT, that's the problem!! We can NOT transfer the 8mm info to VHS due to the fact that the camera is BROKEN!!! We don't know HOW it happened, but it did! It rejects all our tapes! Because of this, No Mercy has to be post-poned!! We are DEEPLY sorry! This is probably the ONLY tape that was going to be released ON TIME... but not anymore! Also, speculations occured that we might change the name of this event to No Mercy '00, because it will be released in the year 2000. That, however, is NOT the fact! All these matches were recorded in the year 1999, therefor we continue to call the event No Mercy '99. Also, one final thing, because of this, we will NOT be able to shoot any new filming for the new tape until we get a replacement camera. So, everything has been put on hold till we get a new camera. We are so sorry, and deeply regret to inform you of this. We'll work hard to bring it to you as soon as we can!
KwF Presents: Volume 7 - No Mercy '99 That's right! No Mercy season has arrived! No Mercy shall be released December 31st! Just in time! When your computers, lights, electricity, water, and power all go down, sit back, relax, and pop in your newest KwF tape, No Mercy '99! (even though i doubt VCR's will work, either... or TV's) But, just to stop the rumors, No Mercy '99 was NOT supposed to be the next tape released. There is STILL a new tape in the works, which was SUPPOSED to be released before No Mercy, however, seeing as it's almost the end of '99, we couldn't let it slip by without No Mercy! Although matches have been made and recorded for the upcoming tape, all them were put on hold, as we worked VERY VERY hard on No Mercy '99!! Although we don't have a match listing for this tape yet, it will be released on New Years Eve this year, along with all the information for your hungry eyes. KwF Presents: Volume 7 - No Mercy '99 is promised to live up to the KwF name, and you will NOT be disappointed! More news on No Mercy will be posted when we get it.
Mommy... Where Have All The KwF Pictures Gone? Gather around children, and I'll tell you. Once upon a time, in a land far far away, we had a page with a server called FortuneCity. Now, FortuneCity wasn't a very nice server. They put a fat ugly banner on every single one of our pages. Then, one day, when the KwF was at it's peak, FortuneCity "accidentally" deleted the KwF Page! Since then, we moved our page to Angelfire, who so far has been so awesome with us, that we even don't mind them to put their pop-up on our page. But, what we didn't say was that all our pictures stayed at FortuneCity, due to the fact that they were already there, and I, the webmaster, didn't feel like transfering them over. Now, apparently, FortuneCity calls us "wherehousers" meaning we store all our stuff on their server then link it to our page on angelfire. Well, they went off and deleted all our pictures and midi files, and a few other misc. items. It's nothing big now, though, because thanks to Angelfire, we'll have much more room on our share of the server to be able to transfer all our pictures over to this page, and not ever have to deal with FortuneCity again. Although it will take several days for me to move the pictures over... I'm going to do it sooner or later. So, please, be patient. But, while you're at it, give Angelfire an E-mail for being a kick ass host for the KwF, and give FortuneCity a big boot in the ass. Thanks for your patience, KwF nuts!
Kevin's Pissed Ok. This really pisses the hell out of me. We're a god damn backyard wrestling organization. Backyard wrestling is supposed to be united. I got a million damn e-mail's in my box from other backyard wrestlers the other day, saying that KwF sucks and their fed kicks ass! Ok. I don't care what you think of us, but don't start a damn war over the INTERNET about it!!! Backyard wrestling is supposed to be united, and them some idiots go and ruin it for everbody! Plus, how can you say we suck when you haven't even seen our damn tapes?! You all say that we don't wrestle and hit each other with lightbulbs and crap, only. Have you SEEN our tapes?! If you ask ANYONE who's seen our tapes, then you'd know that KwF is a WRESTLING based organization and we don't just sit there, hit each other with a bulb on camera and sell it! So think before you open your piss covered mouth! When you send us e-mail telling us how bad we suck, OHHH... that MAKES ME WANNA CRY!! And shut up with all your "come on down here so we can kick your ass" we're not gonna pay a lot of money for a plane ticket just to kick your ass and leave, ok?!When you act all tough on the INTERNET (!!!) saying your fed could kill us, and we let it slide, who's really the "bigger fed"? And when you say you have more fans than us... do we care?! Not at all! We love the fans we have, and wouldn't trade them for your fans, although I bet most of those fans are TRUE backyard wrestling fans and realize that backyard wrestlers should be united! So with that being said, the KANF, NSWA, and NCW can all go to hell and rot for making the backyard wrestling scene just a little more degraded than it already is by the media. You ruin the entire scene for all us backyard wrestlers who are in it for the fun of it, and try to make your fed look tight because you start internet wars. You may have more fans for all we care, but we have the loyal fans that stand up for the KwF! Long live the KwF fans!!!!
KwF In A War? Hardly. As those of you who are subscribed to the KwF newsletter, you know that the KwP, "Krazy Wrestling Phederation" or something like that stole our logo. Many KwF members and fans didn't take kindly at all to this. Many remarks were made about their logo stealing. Although, most of them did NOT make fun of us wrestling wise. But, their retaliation involved such remarks. It pisses me off how they can do that. They try to degrade us because we claim to be the most hardcore fed in the world. We do NOT claim we are the most hardcore fed in the world and do NOT say we are. Some of our fans do, but we don't. By saying that we claim we're insane and hardcore, and that we don't wrestle pisses me off. We bust our ass WRESTLING, not hurting each other on purpose, and any real KwF fan also knows that. We're not out to hurt ourselves. Also, about your bone remark, we have RARELY had ANY major injuries. So don't give stupid information to boost up your status. This is backyard wrestling, not politics.
New Stuff Being Added The page's still under it's make over, as some stuff has been added and taken out. First, Mike McDermott has been officially added to the KwF roster. Also, we hope to have Ray and both new Mike's profiles coming soon. Also, some new pictures have been developed, including many peoples profile pictures, and lots of good stuff, and I need to get those sent to me, but we'll be adding those ASAP.
New Tape On Tight Lid! As you may or may not know, KwF is planning for a new tape. I hear some matches have already been done, but NONE of the members will tell ANYBODY what's been done so far!! It's anticipated to be even BETTER than Krazymania II! So far, we don't even know what the NAME of the new tape is. Well, actually, I know everything about the tape, but I just can't tell you! So, basically, we have no insight to give to any of you about the latest tape... but, :psst: i'll tell you one thing... the new tape's name starts with a P!!! OH NO! THE KWF'S AT MY DOOR NOW! THEY GOT A GUN! AHHHHHH!!!!
Special Thanks We at the KwF feel that we don't thank the most important people to us enough. That's why we're taking this section to just say thank you, to you. The fans. We love you guys! Without you people, we'd not be doing what we do today! All your support has boosted our strenght! Thanks a lot, fellas!
New Page Design Introduced! We got sick of our old design, so ladies and gentlemen, behold of our NEW DESIGN! Also, because of a MILLION people trying to steal our logo, we designed a new logo. Special thanks go out to Justin Schuh, KwF member for the logo.
KwF Members Arrested AGAIN Once again, the KwF has had problems with authority. During a match, members Josh, Dan, and Mike, with others hanging around, we're at some school. Apparently, the people watching the match didn't take too kindly to it. (they never do). Therefor, they called the police. After leaving the area, the police decided to hunt us down, and they succeded in it. Josh, who left the scene earlier, was no where to be seen, but Dan and Mike we're taken off to the police place (wherever they go) for questioning. After that, MOST of the people around were able to leave (some didn't... please forgive them), but, the cops kept the KwF's recording of this match. I'm assuming that the whole recording for Volume 6 (which has a tight lid on it, and no one knows exactly what will be on it yet, or when it'll come out), is in their possession. They say that after some reviewing, they'll give us our tape back. So, until more news breaks out about this, I'm just gonna say that if it isn't done, well... you never know what the KwF can do...
New KwF Member Added To Roster! The KwF is proud to announce a new member added to our ever growing roster. Mike Ancin, who's been in the KwF "training camp" (we don't even have a training camp) for quite some time has officially joined the KwF as a full fledged member! Just wait till you see what this guy has to offer to the KwF...
SPECIAL KwF PACKAGE DEAL: Limited Time Only!! For a LIMITED TIME ONLY, you can get VOLUME 4, NO MERCY 98', AND DECONSTRUCTION RECONSTRUCTION for ONLY $25.20 (shipping already included) THAT MEANS, you practically get DECONSTRUCTION RECONSTRUCTION FOR FREE!!!!! PLUS, you save on SHIPPING! REMEMBER, this is a LIMITED TIME ONLY! Get it NOW while you still can!! Order at the Tape Information page!!
KwF Presents- KrAzYmAnIa II!!! After MONTHS and MONTHS of anticipation, it's FINALLY HERE! The KrAzY wReStLiNg FeDeRaTiOn's KrAzYmAnIa II has finally been released, and there are LOTS of goods in here!! A title change, matches changed, death defying stunts, another rumble, more people, lots of goodies! Keep reading for more info!
NEW WORLD CHAMPION, AND IT'S NOT WHO YOU EXPECT! There is a new KwF World Champion! Originally, it was slated that Death would take the chance at the gold after winning the rumble, BUT, unfortunantly, Death BROKE HIS LEG during a running accident (not KwF related), therefor, some last minute changes were put into effect. Both Skye Phillips and Black Ice stood up to take the challange! They had a three way dance, with Skye, Black Ice, and Disgruntled... and after a VERY hard fought match, BLACK ICE ENDS UP TAKING THE GOLD HOME! If you want to see it, you'll have to order the tape!!
Even More Stuff About KrAzYmAnIa!! KrAzYmAnIa has a lot of damn stuff!! It has the insane match that resulted in Andrew being arrested! It also has two awesome rematches, The Rowdie vs Paranotic Cannible, and "Kra-Z" Mark Payne vs Undertow! Plus, barbed wire! Lots of blood! Insane moves! THIS IS A MUST ORDER!! The historical matches for this tape haven't yet been added, but check out the tape info at the KwF Tape Information page!!
Legend Dies At 34 Away from the topic of the KwF, if any of you professional wrestling fans that saw WWF's: Over The Edge, then you know what happened to the late, GREAT, brother, father, husband, and WWF family member, Owen Hart. Owen was one of my personal favorite wrestlers in the WWF ever since he turned on his brother, Bret, at WrestleMania. No one could match his heel heat, and there was no one that could insaguri (sp?) kick like he ever could. Owen Hart was an awesome wrestler, and he will always be repescted in all the hearts and souls of all the KwF wrestlers, and the rest of the world. At least he died doing what he did best... entertain his fans. Goodbye Owen Hart, and Rest In Piece.
Eli Murrie Taking A Break?? Well, Eli Murrie, after recently joining the KwF a little while ago, is already taking a break. Well, he's been doing backyard wrestling for years, and after a big cut in a match (which will be released on Vol. 5 MUCH MUCH later), with a bulb, his scars have lead him to taking a break. Will he be back? Yes. When? I dunno.
Volume 5 Recording Started Because of the MAJOR delay in the KrAzYmAnIa, some of the KwF members have gotten restless, and they already did a few matches for Volume 5. Of course, it wont be released for VERY MANY DAYS, and will DEFINENTLY be out MUCH later than KrAzYmAnIa's release, but, it's just some information I thought the KwF fans would appreciate!
KrAzYmAnIa Release Date Pushed Back. KrAzYmAnIa, which was said that its "coming soon", may not even be out before Spring Break. More information on KrAzYmAnIa will be posted when it arrives, but, thats all we can say for now.
28 NEW LIGHTBULBS!! Thanks to Justin, AFTER the whole incident with the cops, after leaving behind 30 bulbs, Justin GOES BACK TO THE SCENE AND BRINGS THEM BACK TO THE KWF! Here's a detailed story by Justin himself!
A criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. Well its true what they say because tonight on the night of saturday the 6th, I have returned to now infamous set of what will soon go down in KwF history as, the most fucked up construction site area we have ever wrestled in. If you have read Andrew's testomony of saturday (the day of the lightbulb match, cops, arrested, you know the story) then you know that there where over 50 damn light bulbs! Shit that is, fucking heavin for the KwF! We could lightbulb matches every day for a month, with that kind of light bulbs. And well needless to say....when the cops where surrounding are fucking asses trying to arrest us we well semed to have run out of play time and had to get are asses outa there. Thous leaving me (Justin) and the other kind harted members of my group at a great lose of LIGHTBULBS (we had no time to grab 'em). So me being the swell KwF member I am thought it to be a nice deed to go back to the "crime scene" and grabe the damn box of bulbs! So devised a little plan a "Master Plan" if you will. A way that KwF could forever have a unlimeted stock of bulbs (50). SO i gathered up all my damn nija swat team stuff and was on my way. I brought shoes (i was on blades),wire cuters, screw driver, wrench, and some hella elite glasses type deals with little lights on each side (like the things swat team guys wear). Oh and i was decked out in the black cloths and all. So I wait til about 7:30 to make my attack (keep in mind people are coming in and out of the back of these stores because the pizza delivery guys deliver something every 10 minutes) and the place I had to get inside of was right next door! And to top it all off i passed 2 cops on the way! So the first thing i did was silently sk8 up and replace my blades with some shoes (wich are needed for hoping fences) only one prob this fence was barbwired off. So I had ta snip dat shit and tie it around something to keep it ut of my way now i was ready to enter so i put on the beanie and cool flash light glasses, and hoped over a quitly as posible. When I remembered one KEY facter to this whole little twisted plot. "What about the serial killer/rapist homeless guy livin up in there! Thats right folks on are first journey into this place we stumbeled across some croocked shit! this guy had made this place his damn home and put all these nudy pictures up all over the walls and drew blood all over the girls and wrote kill mike on the walls and shit! it was pretty scary. So about this time after remembering all that shit, the fear started setting in! (so i went for a piss in the corner) especialy after the kind my girlfriend said these reasuring words to me (on what she thought would happen) Kayte-"What?! You went up there?! YEAH! What if he was there!? What would you have done?! OH GOD! Youd be on the 5:00 news "Tonight a boy was found in an alley way behind an abandoned shhopping center, in a trash can.. he had apparently been raped then molested, then raped and molested again, by some old perverted homeless man, living in the abandoned quarters.. his remains were found all in slices, from beaing slashed to death with lightbuls.. all that is, except his penis.. which the old man kept fom himself in a jar...."" ha ha lol i think she went a little to far with that. (It didn't keep me from going, it just made me all feak out) So i carfully climbed through the nice little hole we made, and started looking for the box of bulbs. And guess where it was? IN THE SAME DAMN ROOM WHERE THAT GUY MADE HIS TWISTED LITTLE HOME! I relectantly walked trough the door and grabed the big box (wich holds 34 bulbs). (looking up where the killer/raper would be if he was there) but i lucked out he was either sleeping or out molesting some kids. So i got the box and ran, back out to the formaly barbwire fence. Where i was faced with my last problem, "getting the 4 1/2 foot box over the 6 foot fence with out breaking all the bulbs." so i did the only thing i could and thats try to lower it down nice and easy! well this wasn't working cause i would have to drop the box 2 feet or so witch would result in one big box of broken glass = ( but this is when my luck was at its alltime peak! i had the box all the way over and was holding on to the little flaps witch were RIPPING OFF (box dngeling in air) and then GoD decided to lend a helping hand and the top of the fence witch had been folding over stuck into the cardboard box holding it above the ground. So with the box dangeling/hanging on the fence I ran my ass over to the other side jumped it, grabed the prcious piece of now KwF property and bladed away! Off into the sunset. Where i had to take all the back streets home avoiding Cops, People, Cars, homless guys, and ever other obsticle that could posible create a problem! And now the KwF is 30 lightbulbs richer and plans to use them soon...(you'll see) Any questions or comments e-mail me at justin_schuh@hotmail.com
ANDREW SPEAKS ABOUT THE INCIDENT!! (below is a transcript writen by the man himself, Andrew, after being arrested in a KwF match. FULL DETAILED!)
ok this is ANDREW speakin!!!!!!
heres the g*d d*mn, long awaited story!!!!!!
thursday after school justin, josh,dan, eli form the A.W.F., a guest chris,and I went to the back allyways of the "nob hill" shoppin center (nob hill was the mainstore and there were like 15 other small stores in the complex). nob hill was relocated, so they threw everything that wasnt worth moving in these huge dumpsters behind the store...every 1 was diggin in them lookin for props.(we were gonna have a match)BUT me and justin are curious little bastards ... (goin on explorations into restricted areas since the 6th grade) we wanted to find some light bulbs. so we were gonna go into stores askin the owners if we could have their burnt out light bulbs. THEN!!!!!! Justin got a better idea......there was another vacent empty lot where a store used to be.."the stamp wherehouse". so his idea was to go in...and take all the flouresent lights out of the celing!!! i admit not a bad idea!!! but the front door was locked up..so we went around to the back...but there was a barb wire fence then huge chained bolted gates. but its koo me and justin got some ninja and spida man skillz!(josh was with us at the time too)so we hoped the barb wire fence then ,pulled,unwound and stomped a whole in the gate leading into the store.(there was a front door,a back door,and a gate all leading inside.)soo we got in and were in heaven!!!!there were 7 trash cans 3 doors and a lot of plywood ANNNNNNND literally i repeat literally OVER 50 F**KING FLOURESENT LIGHT BULBS!!!!! we found them layin around and we took them out of the celing.then i went and told dan to "f*ckin 4get the dumpster diving cuz me josh and violent-J struck oil!!!" and "gather all our sh*t and every1 up and bring them back here" so they came back and they went into shock like we did. ........................uhhhhhh ......... then a bunch of unbelievable hilarious stuff took place ....then the bad ass match!!! (im tring to make this short, JUST BUY THE FUK*N TAPE!!!TRUST ME its worth it!!!!)we had sooooooo many lights we decided to make it a light bulb match!!!(eli went home around this time)i couldnt tell you how many lights we went through. i was hurtin sooooo bad!!!!after i took 4 to the back i told josh" NO F*KIN MORE" (he didnt listen!!!!!)........ anyways someone called the cops. i was the first to see him ride up on his motor cycle. he thought he was all that....outta some episode of "CHiPs" lookin like a white Ponch! i yelled "WE GOT COPS WE GOT COPS!!!!! "LETS GO GO GO GO GO" then i bolted out of there like a bat outta hell. i jumped out the hole we made in the fence,and then over the barb wire fence in like 2 seconds.everyone else was out a little later(they had to gather up the camera and speakers and all that. so everyone was over the fence and sweatin bullets!!!!!!EXCEPT...chris.he couldnt get over the fence, and justin was off on his bike,with josh running after.i was tellin dan what to do and yellin at chris to "COME ON" CHRIS WAS STUCK ON THE FENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we couldnt wait any longer i said to dan "lets go dude" so we started running...and dan was sayin"what do i do??? what do i do???" i said "go!!, and hide,or destroy the tape, its evidence!!" (note: HEEEELLLLL NO! Dan DID NOT DESTROY THE TAPE! That would just be STUPID!) next thing i know two squad cars come screeching around the corner!!
justin and josh were gone..i told dan was tryin to hide.......chris was still stuck on the fence.... i had soo much goin through my mind. i was in the middle of the ally. i had 2 seconds b4 they could see me though. i started runnin.i was 30 yards away when i thought about chris. then i thought about "Toy Story" you heard me right,........that disney movie!!!!! and how when the toy soldier said something like "a good soldier never leaves a man behind",then i thought about how i wanted to be a marine when i get out of cal high and i thought about forest gump and how he went back for all those men RISKING HIS ASS.....FOR OTHERS. so then i turned around .................AND STARTED RUNNING TOWARDS THE COPS!!!for a second there i thought i was at war!!!!.and the cop thought i was gonna dive through his windshield or something cuz i was charging straight at his moving car!!!!but i also blocked the narrow ally so the cars couldnt keep goin and cacth up to dan finding a place to hide,and justin and josh fleing the crime scene(evading the law). next thing i know the motorcycle cop comes around the corner!!
now theres 2 squad cars and a motorcycle cop. they command me to "GET AGAINST THE WALL AND PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!!!!" so i did. (they had their nightsticks out and their other hands on their guns).next thing i know this HOT and i mean HOT female officer came up to me and asked if i had any drugs or weapons on me or something that was gonna prick her. i said no. next thing i know shes grabbin my a** rubbin my legs and chest, and grabbin my croch area!!!! i was thinking "s*iiiiiit i got to break into stores more often!!!" and poor chris was being felt up by a 6 foot cop with a mustach LOL LOL LOL!!!!!dan was hiding behind a dumpster.....WITHEN VIEW OF THE COPS!!!so i got the cops to look in the other direction. then we got cuffed and thrown into the car.while in there they searched our backpacks.so anyways......i told chris to let me do all the talkin. and i manged to do a damn good job of protecting the other kwf members names from the law!!!!!!!!!!they were like"whos the leader of this gang???"..."how many other places have you robbed??"..they were talking crazy and thought the kwf was a cult or something!!!!(i was trying not to laugh.!!!!).........(once again to make a long story short)we were placed under arrest and taken back to the station!!!!!!!!!!but its alllll good. im safe at home now and KWF 4 LIFE!!!!in conclusion.......... i proved myself..... truely hardcore cuz i got my a** busted for the rest of the kwf.(when i could have gotton away easily,i have a 6:31 mile time !!!!), and a good friend cuz i went back for chris knowing i would get arrested too(its always better to get in trouble with a friend,than by yourself).
AND I GOT CAUGHT CUZ I LET THEM GET ME
NOT CUZ I COULDNT GET AWAY
THE COPS CANT CATCH A NINJA!!!!!!!
I LET THEM BRING ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO DONT THINK THAT THE SAN RAMON POLICE CAPTURED THIS SOLDIER!!!!!!UH UH NO NO!!!!!
I JUST DID WHAT I THOUGH WAS THE BEST FOR ALL OF US!
if you have any more questions or comments e mail me at PUNISHER4E@aol.com
KwF MEMBER ARRESTED!!!! This is AMAZING NEWS! The KwF has once AGAIN gotten in trouble with the law, but this time, ONE MEMBER WAS ARRESTED! It all started when KwF "trespassed" over a constuction site for a wrestling match. The participants included (real names) Dan, Josh, Justin, and Andrew in a 4 way dance. After breaking about 10 of the 40 bulbs over there (NO KIDDING), doors, boards, everything... 2 footmen, I believe a squad car and a cop on a motorcycle came to the scene! Of course, natually... the KwF ran like mad! Josh ran home, bleeding madly. Dan hid behind a car. Justin rode his bike to god knows where. Andrew ran... BUT GOT CAUGHT! We was taken to the squad car, cuffed, padded down (by some fine police chick, I might add), and taken to the station! If your wondering, Andrew's fine now. We're waiting for a FULL DETAIL explanation from Andrew himself! You can E-mail him to send your regards if you wish, at PUNISHER4E@aol.com. This will be something to look forward to on the next KwF tape!
KrAzYmAnIa is COMING! Correct, KrAzYmAnIa is coming!! It looks like an AWESOME PPV, already! With its DOUBLE Main Event, the Challanger, Mr. Odd, takes on the Intercontinental Champion, The Rowdie! Its been heating up since way before No Mercy, and it looks like it's finally gonna end!! And, the World Championship Match, the Winner of that KwF Extreme Rumble, Death, takes on the Champion for the title, Disgruntled! Plus, tons of other matches! Its looking promising already! You can bet your ass that when its ready, the news is coming on the page!
Webpage update. Well, the webpage is back to its original state, PLUS MORE! The pictures have been added! Check them out! KwF Pictures
KwF Volume 4 RELEASED!! Volume 4 IS READY and RELEASED!! It includes tons of great matches, INCLUDING THAT INSANE 50 MINUTE RUMBLE!! This is a MUST SEE! Check out the tape information page for more information on it!
Webpage is back online... FINALLY! Well, as you know, the KwF webpage was ACCIDENTALLY deleted by the "BRILLIANT" suits in FortuneCity. But, because of the good hospitality of the people at Angelfire, the KwF webpage is back online. Boy, do I have a LOT of news to report, too!! The profiles have been lost, but are being rebuild, the comments have been lost, the counter has been lost, everythings been lost. We thank Angelfire, however, for allowing us to bring the KwF webpage to their site. We are still in the mists of updating, including bringing back profiles, AVI's and Real Vids, Pictures, Merchandise, and all that stuff, and should be back real soon. Lets get back to the news!
New KwF Superstar!! A new superstar has entered the KrAzY wReStLiNg FeDeRaTiOn!! Eli Murrie wrestled in one HELL of a match, as Paranotic Cannibal, took on The Rowdie in a one on one match! Pretty good match! Eli looks like a promising young KwF superstar!
KwF Pulls Off Extreme Rumble!! The KwF pulled off a 10 man, EXTREME rumble! This rumble lasted 50 minutes with participants including Undertow, Mr. Odd, Black Ice, Voodoo Child, The Punisher, Disgruntled, The Jet, The Rowdie, and the RETURNING after a year absence, Death and Phantom!! There were ALSO 6 LIGHTBULBS! Highlights have been also made to this rumble to the song "Dragula" by Rob Zombie, and both can be found on the soon to be released Volume 4!!
Two KwF Legends Return!! Former KwF superstars have returned!! Thats right, Will Villarente and a man that would like to just be called "Dai Lo" have both RETURNED to the KwF after a LONG one year absence!! They've returned at the KwF's EXTREME Rumble, and they are looking to KICK SOME ASS!!
New KwF World Champion!! PIG, who held the title for a solid 6 months, has LOST his title!! After defending his title once already, Distruntled came out and challanged the champion to fight twice in the same night, and PIG accepted! The match was on, and Disgruntled TOOK THE GOLD HOME! Good for him!
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