Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly,one of the worst pileups in the history of the highway occurs. It's not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"

  "My car broke down," says the blonde, calmly. "Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams the cop.

"They are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde.

Three women are about to be executed:  a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready!...Aim!! .."

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!" 

Everyone is startled and looks  around.    She escapes.

The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! ... Aim!!..."

Suddenly the redhead yells,"TORNADO!!!"  Everyone is startled and looks around. She escapes.

  By now the blonde has it all figured out.  The guard brings her  forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready!  ... Aim!! ..."

...and the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance and see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun perform oral sex on me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:

1) you have to be single and

2) you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

The nun says, "O.K., pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying his eyes out. "My dear child, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween Party."

~"LOVE BETTY."~

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