Updates/Misc.
Here, is the Update/Misc. page. RAW update tomorrow. NEWS NOW: KANE HAS A SHOLDER INJURY. I have no idea what the extent is. Again, he has a sholder injury. ( In case no one sees what I put on my Undertaker one, I'll put it here: NEWS NOW: UNDERTAKER HAS AN ANKLE INJURY. Reports say that it's broken. I'm not too sure. Again, Undertaker has an ankle injury.) Since this is happening, I'll get more details ASAP!
RAW REPORT FOR JUNE 22, 1998- Well, this RAW was taped last Tuesday. Anyway, we all waited to hear what Kane was going to say. But, before I get to that, Vince went to the ring and called him out. Okay, that's fine (not! I hate hearing his voice!) and he's talking to Kane about his "troubled youth" and that when he does become champ, he'll be at the top of the heap. "This, Kane, is your destiny." Vince said. I hope he does win because I hate Austin. Okay, time for what Kane said, just a sec! This match is called First Blood. The first man to show blood loses, no D.Q., no countout, no pin, and no submission, NOTHING! Just blood! Okay, here is what Kane said, which is stated in the contract, "If I do not win the title, I will set myself on fire." He altered his voice, and he kind of sounded like Undertaker. Speaking of Undertaker, he was "on his way" as the Kane/Vince thing was going on. YEA!!!!!!!!=) What does Blubber Butt say? (he wasn't there. He was at home because of what Undertaker did to him last week.) He's going to do it. He'll be there Sunday to see his "son" triumph. What does Austin say? Stay tuned. Why is the Cell there again? Later on, I'll say why. Here comes Road Dog Jesse James to go against Kane. Kane comes down and does that BOOM thing. The match starts, and Kane gets the upper hand. Then Jesse James puts Kane over the top rope, and Kane does this cool thing: he hops up and takes James' head and sling shots his head off the top rope! That was cool. Anyway, Kane gets the upper hand again, but when he was bout to give James a choke slam, James "punched" Kane where he is most manly, but that didn't work. He chokes slams him, and gives him the Tombstone, and the win. Back to Blubber Butt's place. About what happened last week? Paul said it was all Undertaker's idea. Here I am thinking, where's Undertaker? OH MY GOD! HE'S AT BLUBBER BUTT'S HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!! He whoops his ass, taking him out with everything, and then, he picked up the tv (I think) and slammed it into Paul. Then the feed left. As that was going on, I was fanning myself. Undertaker looks SO good in jeans and a leather vest! Remember: I GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE! ALL WRESTLERS GET IT! I HAVE A LIFE, AND I DO NOT REVOLVE MY LIFE AROUND UNDERTAKER! MARK CALAWAY IS A GOOD LOOKING MAN, THAT'S ALL! Man, is he PISSED! After the break, they showed it again, and then, they showed Kane in the back, demolishing everything! Mankind is yelling, "Kane, it's going to be okay!" After a few shots of that, Kane calms down and sits in a cubicle (sp?) and Mankind hugs him. AWWWWWWWWWW!!!! *lol* Kane is destraught! He's on the floor, rocking back and forth. It looked like he was acting like a baby. He needed a parent to comfort him. I know someone who'd want to do that, right? She knows who I'm talking to!=) If it were Undertaker who'd be doing what Kane did, I'd LOVE to be there for him! Why is the Cell there? Well, it was lowered, then raised, when Mankind was in the ring, set to go off against BA Billy Gunn. Mankind won, and went back stage to go back to Kane. Huh! He wasn't there! Where could he be? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Sable then comes out and introduces Austin, who tells Sable to leave and give Vince a message, Austin's pattened "sign language"! Would he accept the First Blood Match? As he says, "oh hell yeah!" Now he's calling Kane out, but he did say something funny. He'd bring hotdogs and marshmellows with him when Kane puts himself on fire. Kane comes out, and he was going to do his pattnened "boom" again, but wait? His arms go down, and red stuff comes down from above Austin. What's that? It's supposed to be blood. Kane then says something, but it was hard to understand him that time. Anyway, Kane goes "BOOM" and then leaves, with Austin in the ring.
Kane's shoulder injury is getting better. He'll be 100% come Sunday. So, all you Kane fans, don't fret! He'll be a-okay on Sunday!=)
RAW REPORT FOR JUNE 29 (30), 1998- YEA!!!!!! Kane is the NEW WWF champ! Vince comes out to introduce Kane as the new champ, yak, yak, yak, yak, and Kane comes out. Vince then puts the belt around Kane's waist, but wait! Austin comes out! Kane just grabs the belt away from Vince! Austin wants a re-match, because, as we all know, it was Undertaker who won the match, not Kane. Vince is like he'd like to, but it's up to Paul. Vince says sure, okay, but what does Paul say? Ummmm okay, BUT it's up to Kane. Austin then starts saying that Kane saw his older brother wrestle each week until Kane came into the WWF. He also states that Kane CAN do it; not his older brother. So, does he accept? Kane nods. Paul and Vince are beside themseleves! So was the Commish and Brisco! Huh! Interesting, isn't it? I like what Kane said when that wanna-be Kelly asked him why. Well, Kane knew he can do it because he was tired of being in Undertaker's shadow. That's cool that he said it. Kane wants to be his own man. Okay, here is the match. Austin gets the upperhand at first, wiat, he whoops Kane's butt through out the whole thing! Well, Kane came back, but Austin prevailed. Wait! Who is that coming down to ring side? It's Undertaker!!!!!! (When you read my Undertaker Updates, you'll know why he was there.) Undertaker watches on. Kane goes for the Tombstone! Oops! Austin prevents it from happening. Stunner! 1 2 3! NEW WWF champ, and his second reign, Austin! *pout* I don't really like Austin a whole lot. Undertaker then goes into the ring. EEP! He get's the Stunner on him! Austin then leaves, and almost at the same time the Brothers From Hell sit up! Kane and Undertaker are a few feet away from each other. Kane and Undertaker looked at Austin. Austin looked at both of them. RAW is over with that. Undertaker went into the ring with his severly broken ankle!!!!!!=) Well, see ya next week, or with any important updates. Until then, take care!=)
July 6-7, 1998- Short today. Kane was almost a no-show, but he did come in and pulverize Vader and Bradshaw with the help of Mankind. They whooped a**! Kane gave Vader the Tombstone, and finished them off. Kane then does his BOOM thing, then he and Mankind leave. For the First Contender Match, Vince comes out and introduces Mankind, Kane, and Undertaker. Should Mankind be the one? Nope. Kane? Nope, and here is a qoute from the lying SOB: "You are the stupidest man in my life!" Why? Well, remember what happened last week? Read last weeks' updates. Undertaker? Nope. It's a Triple Threat Match that was to happen tonight, well, last Tuesday. Anyway, Mankind comes out first, then "Kane", then Undertaker, wait! He's not coming! They play his music a second time. "Kane" is looking for "him". Huh! Where the hell is he? Vince is like, okay a no-show, so, it's a No-Holds Barred Match between Mankind and "Kane",and calls Undertaker a chicken-sh*t! B@st@rd! Mankind said that there is no way that he'll fight his firend, "Kane", here. Does "Kane" care? Nope! He goes out, takes a chair, and looks at Austin, who was with Lawler, Ross, and Vince for color commentator. "Kane" then takes the chair and whacks Mankind over the head with it! Mankind's head hits the stairs after the blow! OW! "Kane" then throws him into the ring, he goes into the ring, rolls Mankind on his back, takes his legs, moves him to the middle of the ring, and "crosses" his arms for the 1-2-3. "Kane" wins! The ref is trying to get his hand up, but "Kane" refuses! Hey! What the....? "Kane" rips off his mask! It's.... it's NOT Kane! It's UNDERTAKER!!!!!! His black make-up all smeared! What a cutie! Anyway, he looks at Austin, and signals the end of Austin's reign as Champion! I don't see how ANY of the tv viewers couldn't TELL it was Undertaker! Look at the differences: Undertaker-long auburn hair. Kane-shor-long curly dirty-blond hair. Undertaker-pudgy. Kane-tall and not as pudgy. Undertaker-the way he raises his arms, slowly. Kane-quicker. Undertaker-folds arms of victims. Kane-holds arms down. Undertaker-wings his head back after the Tombstone delivered. Kane-keeps his head down. See? I don't know how ANYONE couldn't see that! Anyway, that's his report this week. I'll be back in Hell next week for the RAW or whatnot update. Of course, that leaves this question, what did Undertaker do to Kane in order to have his outfit? Remember last week's RAW? Kane, completely covered arms? Next night, "Kane" and Mankind in the No-Holds Barred Match? See it? Arms covered.... Well, laterz! Until then, take care! See ya in Hell!
July 14-13- Hmmmmmmmmmm interesting RAW it was. Kane and Mankind are out during the Vader/Undertaker match. After one point, they, Undertaker and Kane, were caught looking at each other. After Undertaker Tombstoned Vader, Mankind took a steel chair, went into the ring, almost whacked Shnookie in the head with it, but Kane stopped it from happening. Kane then whacked Vader with it. He then left. Are Shnookie and Kane in cahoots? We shall find out later tonight. At one point during the night, Kane, Mankind, and Blubber Butt are shown in the back, with Blubber Butt yaking away. The match: after Kane and Mankind come out, after the NAO, Undertaker comes out and stays at ring side for the duration of the match. At first, Kane couldn't stop looking at Undertaker, but he quickly got into the match. It was pretty much dominated by Kane and Mankind. NAO came back a few times. For some odd reason, it was hard to knock Kane down. It went back and fourth, tag here, tag there, then, Kane, who had help from D-lo, DX and NOD duke it out, THEN Kane gives him the Tombstone for the 1-2-3. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the NEW tag team champions of the worrrrrrrrrrrrld, the man who walks through Hell, Kane and the one man who destroys his body Mankind, Paul Bearer's Clan! During the Vince/Shnookie/Austin "interview", HHH comes out and demands for a rematch. He has it, and Austin and Undertaker are the enforcers. Match time: NAO come out first, then Kane and Mankind, then Shnookie, then Austin. It was pretty even, for the most part. Kane and Mankind got the upperhand for the most part. Oops! The ref is knocked out. RD with an inside cradle on Kane! Austin goes for the 1-2-3, but Undertaker pulls him out. They argue. Kane gives RD a choke slam then the Tombstone. Undertaker goes for the 1-2-3, but Austingrabs his leg. They are both in the ring, and they argue. NOD and DX come out, and there is complete carnage in the ring. Austin Stuns Kane! RAW finishes with the carnage in the ring. Winner: no contest. Mankind and Kane are still the Tag Team champs. Are Undertaker and Kane in cahoots? Beats me. You tell me. Anyway, that's all for this week. See ya next week! Take care!=)
July 20, 1998-ARGH! I'm LATE! Anyway, Kane went against Austin in a hadnicap match. Mankind was Kane's partner. They had the upper hand, until Undertaker came down the ramp. He had a steel chair with him. Now, it was a "tag team" match. Austin had Kane in his corner. Undertaker took the chair and wanted to smack Austin with it, but he got Kane. Austin did somethin to Mankind, but I can't remember what that was. Undertaker goes into the ring, and Austin stuns him. Austin leaves, leaving Mankind, Kane, and Undertaker sprawled in the ring. RAW ends. Sorry for being SO late!
October 6, 1998-Yep! It's been over 2 months. I'm BACK! So sorry folks. Anywho, Kane was to go against Shamrock. It went as planned. Through out most of the match, Kane had the uppder hand. Shamrock came back a few times, but Kane is a big man and is hard to get down. Undertaker came down to watch. Near the end of the match, Kane got Shamrock down on the canvas. Kane went up to the top rope, to do his patened leap-on-to-your-victim launch, I can't remember the name, but Undertaker went on the canvas, and the ref told him to get down, so Shamrock got up, and went after him. Undertaker had his arm purposly on the top rope, so when Shamrock went after him, Undertaker jumped off, pulling on the top rope. Kane fell, and hurt himself. OUCH! If Iwas a guy, I'd be squemish! Anywho, Shamrock got him down, and got the pin, while Schnookie was leaving. After the 1-2-3, Kane got up, and was really REALLY pissed off at Undertaker. He said something to himself, and then he left the ring, and put his left hand over the camera lens, in hot pursuit of Undertaker. Okay! Last match of the night-Undertaker vs the Rock. It was pretty even handed. They were really tired at the end of the match. Undertaker was huffin and puffin, so was the Rock. I give them CHEERS because it was a hard fought match. During one point, Mark Henry and D-Lo came down to watch the Rock. He and Undertaker were outside the ring, at one point, and Schnookie was thrown to the steps! His right knee connected, and OW! But, he got up, and continued on. Kane comes down. Undertaker keeps his eye on him, for a while. Through a few failed pinfalls, Undertaker was thrown to the rope, at one point, and was whacked in the back with a chair by Kane. At this point, the ref was out after Undertaker was thrown into him, at another point, before the whack in the back, and the Rock put the Rock Bottom down, but the ref was still out. Kane threw in the chair. Undertaker got up, and gave the Rock the Tombstone on the chair. Undertaker forced the ref to count to 3 for the pin. Kane left, and Undertaker got up. He was so INTENSE! He looked down the asile. So many face shots! One that sticks out-he's looking after Kane, after his win on the Rock, and he rolls his eyes back. Undertaker is pissed off! Well, that's all, folks. Sorry for the delay. Until next time.... AND THAT WILL BE NEXT WEEK! I PROMISE YOU THAT!=D
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