Val Fan-atic Quiz
So you think you are the the Ultimate Val Fan-atic? Take Kahina's quiz and see how you rank! Number a sheet of paper 1-50, the answers will be given at the end, as well as your Fan-atic rating!
1.What are the names of Val's pet buffaloes?
1. James Brown, Maribel and Bonnie.
2. Bambi, Jezebel and James Brim.
3. James Brown, Jezebel and Bambi.
2.While a struggling student, Val wanted two items he couldn't buy but later obtained. What were they?
1. A leather jacket and a car.
2. Season tickets to the Knicks games and Broadway shows.
3. Two brown leather chairs.
3. Name 3 plays Val has performed in.
1.The Crucible, A Streetcar Named Desire, Cats
2. Hamlet, The Slab Boys, Tis Pity She's a Whore.
3. The Phantom of the Opera, Rent, Miss Saigon.
4. Juillard is located in:
1. San Francisco.
2. London
3. New York City
5.What play was Joanne Whalley performing in when Val first saw her?
1. The Rogue
2. The Genius
3. Real Genius
6.Where was Val when he got word he would star in Batman?
1. At home
2. In New York City
3. In a bat cave
7. What was the name of Nicole Kidman's character in Batman Forever?
1. Dr. Chase Manhattan.
2. Dr.Chase Murphy.
3. Dr. Chase Meridian.
8. Name the character Graham Greene played in Thunderheart.
1. Sheriff Walter Crowfeet.
2. Sheriff Yellow Jacket.
3. Sheriff Walter Crowhorse.
9.What nickname does the Greene character called Raymond?
1. Little Beaver.
2. Little Weiner
3. Little Eagle.
10.Why was Raymond reluctant to embrace his Sioux heritage?
1. He didn't know he was part Native American.
2. He couldn't speak the language.
3. His father was an alcoholic.
11. In At First Sight, Virgil Adamson is blind because.
1. He had cataracts and retina pigmentosa.
2. He had glaucoma.
2. He stared at an eclipse of the sun.
12. Virgil's sisters' name is
1. Janie
2. Amy
3. Jenny
. 13. Kelly McGillis co-starred with Val in another film, name it.
1. Top Secret
2. Top Gun
3. Topless
14. Name the author who created The Saint.
1. Leslie Charteris.
2. Leslie Nielsen
2. Leslie Ann Downs
15.What is Chris Knight eating when he goes to Prof. Hathaway's house?
1. Peanuts.
2. A Mars Bar
3. Popcorn
16. In Real Genius, Chris Knight tells Prof. Hathaway he's graduating in May. How does he phrase this?
1. I'm the Invisible Man
2. I'm leaving school
3. I'm Casper, I'm history, I'm outta here
17. Name the school the hairdressers attended in Real Genius.
1. The Wanda Kessler school of Beauty.
2. The Wanda Hessler Beauty School.
3. The Wanda Tressler School of Beauty
18. What actor appears in both Real Genius and Kill Me Again?
1. Michael Madsen
2. Jonathan Gries
3. Sam Shepherd
19. In Kill Me Again, Jack and Faye stay where?
1. Echo Bay Motel
2. The No Tell Motel
3. Shady Bay Motel
20. Val and Joanne have two children, a boy and a girl. Name the month and year their daughter was born.
1. November, 1990
2. July, 1992
3. October, 1991
21. What does Madmartigan say to Sorsha after she's captured him?
1. You're the one
2. Still got what counts
3. You'll never find a husband
22. Name the sorceress from Willow.
1. Bavmorda
2. Kiaya
3. Raziel
23. Name the last name of Elora, the baby princess
1. Danan
2. Columbo
3. Breakstone
24. Emily Mortimer co-starred with Val in 2 films.
1. Willow and The Saint
2. Real Genius and Tombstone
3. The Ghost and the Darkness and The Saint
25.What actress has Val never dated?
1 Kim Basinger
2. Ellen Barkin
3. Mare Winningham
26.What are the first names of Val's parents.
1. Edward and Gladys
2. Eugene and Glynnis
3. Gladys and Eugene
27. Val's relative, Frederick Barnett Kilmer, invented what product?
1. Disposable diapers
2. Johnson's Baby Powder
3. No More Tears Shampoo
28. Val wrote a book titled:
1. Eden Lost
2. Lost in the Garden of Eden
3. My Eden's After Burns
29. What present did Joanne give Val on their anniversary?
1. A trip to Africa
2. A Landrover
3. A Harley motorcycle
30. Val resides in what state?
1. New England
2. New York
3. New Mexico
31. In The Doors, Jim Morrison drank whiskey, what liquid was Val drinking?
1. Tea
2. Cola
3. Ale
32. How many times did Ike Clanton lose at poker to Doc Holliday?
1. 5
2. 10
3. 12
33. What game did Doc challenge Ike to?
1. Blackjack
2. A spelling bee
3. Darts
34. What nickname did Doc call his girlfriend?
1. Honey
2. Sugar plum
3. You sweet soft Hungarian Devil
35. One of the songs on the Top Secret Album is called?
1. Skeet Shooting
2. Skeet Surfin
3. Skeet Swinging
36.. What was the name of Nick River's girlfriend in Top Secret?
1. Hillary Flammond
2. Hillary Flamson
3. Hallie Flemming.
37. What actor did Ray Levoi's boss, say he resembled?
1. Sam Kinison
2. Sal Mineo
3. Marlon Brando
38. What was the name of Maggie Eagle Bear's son?
1. Homer
2. Hubert
3. Hobart
39. Who was Joyce Kilmer?
1. A Romance Novelist
2. A Poet
3. A Ballarina
40. Which actress has not appeared in a Val film?
1. Rebecca DeMornay
2. Kyra Sedgwick
3. Cher
41. Grandpa Kilmer made a living as
1. A factory owner
2. A real estate broker
3. A prospector
42. Val's paternal grandmother was
1. Scottish
2. Cherokee
3. German
43. Joanne Whalley was born in
1. Manchester, England
2. Sydney, Australia
3. Manchester, New Hampshire
44. In Top Gun, Val plays:
1. Icebox
2. Rainman
3. Iceman
45. The Man Who Broke A Thousand Chains is a remake of what film?
1. I was a Fugitive from A Chain Gang
2. Cool Hand Luke
3. Escape from Alcatraz
46. Who co-starred with Val in Murders in the Rue Morgue?
1. George Michael
2. George Clooney
3. George C. Scott
47. In Wings of Courage, what is Mermoz's first name?
1. Jean
2. Jacque
3. Francoise
48. In The Real McCoy, J. T.'s relative is played by?
1. Tom Sizemore
2. Terence Stamp
3. Robert DeNiro
49. In Heat, Vincent Hanna is played by
1. Robert DeNiro
2. Al Pacino
3. Benjamin Bratt
50. What was the original name for the movie, Red Planet?
1. Alone
2. Mission to Mars
3. Martian Alert
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