Generations/Perspective
The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
born in 1980. They have no meaningful recollection of the Reagan era
and did not know he had ever been shot.
They were prepubescent when the
Persian Gulf War was waged. Black Monday 1987 is as significant to them
as the Great Depression. There has only been one Pope. They can only
really remember one president. They were 11 when the Soviet Union broke
apart and do not remember the Cold War. They have never feared a
nuclear war. "The Day After" is a pill to them, not a movie. CCCP is
just a bunch of letters. They have only known one Germany. They are too
young to remember the Space shuttle blowing up, and Tiananman Square
means nothing to them. They do not know who Mohamar Qadafi is.
Their
lifetime has always included AIDS. They never had a Polio shot and
likely do not know what it is. Bottle caps have not only always been
screw off, but have always been plastic. They have no idea what a pull
top can looks like. Atari pre-dates them, as do vinyl albums. The
expression "you sound like a broken record" means nothing to them. They
have never owned a record Player. They have likely never played Pac Man
and have never heard of Pong. Star Wars looks very fake, and the special
effects are pathetic. There have always been red M&M's, and blue ones
are not new. What do you mean there used to be beige ones? They may
have heard of an 8-track, but chances are they probably have never
actually seen or heard one. The Compact Disc was introduced when they
were 1 year old.
As far as they know, stamps have always cost about 32
cents. Zip codes have always had a dash in them. They have always had an
answering machine and a pager. Most have never seen a TV set with only 13 channels,
nor have they seen a black and white TV. They have always had cable.
There have always been VCR's, but they have no idea what Beta is. They
cannot fathom not having a remote control. They were born the year that
walkman were introduced by Sony. Roller-skating has always meant inline
for them. They have never heard of King Cola, Burger Chef, The Globe
Democrat, Pan AM or Ozark
Airlines. The Tonight Show has always been hosted by Jay Leno. They have
no idea when or why Jordache jeans were cool. Popcorn has always been
cooked in a microwave.
They have never seen and remember a game that
included the St. Louis Football Cardinals, the Baltimore Colts, the
Minnesota North Stars, the Kansas City Kings, the New Orleans Jazz, the
Minnesota Lakers, the Atlanta Flames, or the Denver Rockies (NHL hockey,
that is). They do not consider the Colorado Rockies, the Florida
Marlins, the Florida Panthers, the Ottawa Senators, the San Jose Sharks,
or the Tampa Bay Lightning "expansion teams. They have never seen Larry
Bird play, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a football player.
They never took
a swim and thought about Jaws. The Vietnam War is as ancient history to
them as WWI, WWII or even the Civil War. They have no idea that
Americans were ever held hostage in Iran. They can't imagine what hard
contact lenses are. They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
They never heard the terms "Where's the beef?", "I'd Walk a mile for
Camel", or "de plane, de plane!". They do not care who shot J.R. and
have no idea who J.R. is. The Cosby Show, The Facts of Life, Silver
Spoons, The Love Boat, Miami Vice, WKRP in Cincinnati, and Taxi are
shows they have likely never seen. The Titanic was found? I didn't know
it was lost. Michael Jackson has always been white.
They cannot remember
the Cardinals ever winning a World Series, or even being in one. Kansas,
Chicago, Boston, America and Alabama are places, not groups. McDonalds
never came in Styrofoam containers.
Do you feel old now?
Remember, the people who don't know these things will be in college this
year.
forwarded to me by Monica Moore
http://www.geocities.com/heartland/1739
1999
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