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 Ill Skillz opinions on all things TWF! Beforewarned Ill Skillz is extremely opinionated and unihibited, so if you are offended by ANYTHING go away. #20Im a little pissed that we didnt get to rastle, so this weekend, im gonna get dosha and some bacardi, kick it wit fox and necro and bump some hip hop cd's. Then Im gonna get the munchies and go to subway and get a samich. So if we film, let me chill, cause if we don't film this weekend, then im gonna go on a vaction and get some new numbers for the chickionanary. Holla back pep's.....ill Skillz 420 peace! #19I sniffed coke and it didn't even make me feel anything. Kids don't do drugs. Smoke weed or something but don't do drugs. They are bad for you. I beat up triple threat again last week. I won another match. Im still the number one contender for the fakes belt and I won't waste my time sniffing cocaine again. Extasy is the ticket to get you lifted. I drank alot of beer over the long weekend and had some good bone sessions. With two hoes at the same time. It's the ill deal with ill skillz saying read this shitt and tell me something cause you punks don't post unless you get butt hurt about something that dont even matter. Dont sniff coke, i hear pcp is better. I'll try that next.. Oh and viagra will keep you hard for nearly 4 hours so you can bust hella times and still keep the wood. #18Anyway, the show needs my return. It's obvious. I'll be back fans. Don't trip, I'll be there ready to get em up with any chalenger who want's to strap on the hardware and tango with ill-skillz. Calling out whoever...... #17I quit. Fukk yo life's. Im gonna quit now. See ya fukk's around. Out! #16If you smeeeeellllllllllll, what the brother of Rakishi, is pootin. Yeeah boyeee! It's tha muthalovin ill deal. If this one don't wake em up, then it's the last. Week after week I waste my time with this shitt. All the wrestlers that get on line pass this up. They want none. They can't handle a net war. I win em all. I never lose. Wong didnt beat me. My head and shoulders were on the plywood and the plywood was up against the chair. Drunk Fox made the count with aq 40 oz in his paw. Fukk dat.Now G-Spot is the champ. Is triple threat gonna start a fed? Or are they just trying to sound important since they never win matches. Since they look like Larry, Moe, and Currly. Or should I say "Bitch, Fag, and Sucka". Is Bigg Tomm Studd on the verge of commiting suside, or is he just really constapated? Black Guy and White Guy. Are you guy's really gay or was that tounge kiss behind the warehouse I saw you guys having just for show character? White guy, is your nose fukked up from belt buckles ya @#%$ sucka. And Black guy, stop swallowing nutt. White guy's sister has a huge ass but she's like 12. APW whatever the hell your name is? Do you really think your on your way to the WWF? Is that you dream? Reality check, your nothing. Scared of a little chair shot, and like to suck on the brother of Rakishi's balls. "This one's for you Sam". What kind of shitt is that? Wretched is kool, but stop hogging the camera, you a decent ref, so ref you Sucka. Vortex. I'm just a little tired of your fagg way's. If your shoulder hurts, stop doing the gore. Are you going bald or is your brain melting? Take a hint and take a week or two off. Your not the only wreslter on the show. Blindo or what ever the fukk your name is, what was that all about? Kick those fucks out your pad. if your mad just do it. Don't hint. But it is the weekend so show a little youth. Old man Tim Taylor. Fuckkin Bob Vila. Stop fixing the house and have some fun brother. I got hoes for you. Look, we all have somthing to give to the show. So are better then others. But all of us are good. We got flyers. We got risk takers. We got impact power house cats. We got brawlers. We got weak suckas and crazy fuckas. The old TWF aint shitt. The legon's aint shitt. We are what's happening but show it. Show your skillz and quit being fag's. And all the side line hatting ass suckas who really want to do somthing, we can box in that ring too. If you think you got hands. Mark is tight and Kit Fox was hella drunk. Necro you my nigga but tell you girl stop calling me. Punk D I'm gonna fuckk you up if Aunt D aint there on Thursday, and Columbian you don't even drink puto. Dragula is still bitch made and David Wanger's girlfriend got some nice jugs. Black dog punked out like a bitch ass mutt. Whiplash is getting better. Extremest I'm never giving you a ride home again. You live in the middle of Blair Which Project's movie set. I need a tittle. Im ill Skillz and this is the ill deal nigga what. Real shitt for you to respond too! #15Fukk Yo Life ill~bill. Now, with that said, I met Rakishi's brother. That's right, the brother of Rakishi was there. "If you smelllll, what the rock...is cooking. Rakishi's brother. I meet Rakishi's brother. Rakishi's brother is cool. Rakishi's brother is the brother of Rakishi. The brother of Rakishi is hella cool. Rakishi's brother showed us how to take a bumb. The brother of Rakishi showed us the proper way to run in to the ropes. If you wanted to come to the taping and didn't, you fukked up. It only cost 2 bucks to play in the ring. With the brother of Rakishi. What a guy. We are all family now. TWF 4-ever. "This one's for you Sam!"(who is the brother of Rakishi). #14Fukk all the haters. The people that hide behind the computer. Some of the shitt talkers are wrestlers with fake names pretending to talk shitt under a different name so you won't get fukked up. See the next person to top ill Skillz in a shitt talking debate, and win, will be the first. I talk shitt, cause I can back it up. Can you? And when I say back it up, I mean for real. Show me a contender that want's to battle, and watch my real skillz. So to all the little fake name kids out there, go tell your mom I wanna fukk her. Tell you dad I'm gonna kick his ass. Tell your sister to suck my dick. And you, you keep watching the show, and think of new material to talk shitt about and see if you feel like a big man when you do it. But remember that untill you show me your skillz 4 real, your just a side line bitch ass hater. A wanna be. Someone who wants to be somthing but don't have the balls to get off there asses and do it. Fukk all ya'll! #13The real ill deal. Accept no substitutes. This "ILL BILL" imposter is not the real ill Skillz. But bring's up a true point. ill Skillz is temporally out of commission. I cut, ripped or damaged the goods in a horrific sexual experience last week. But the ill deal is not going to be about the package. Is it just me, or do are blood sweat and tears mean nothing to others. I'm talking about being told to be quiet on a Saturday night for Christ sakes. If Jake can't kick it and watch the show in his own home then I think we should find a new place to watch the show. My place is cool. You gotta keep it down a little, but you don't have to fukking whisper. No disrespect to any of the house hold members of the TWF. But I'm not going to hang around if were not welcomed. #12Whats up muthafuckas!?! ill Deal week 12 is comming at you with a blast from the past. Fuk the pictures, fuk the bragging, fuk yo life. It's time for the real ill Skillz to unleash the pain. BTS: who the fukk are you? Nice name, weak moves, to much of a mamoth. You'll never excel in this business when your own partners don't like you. G-Spot, who himself is still a crippled bastard, don't want you around. You ruinen peoples images with your golf style ring attire. Where's your elbow pads? Knee pads? Gloves? Do they not make them in XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL? You should look in to trying to look more like a wrestler, instead of fat caddie. Pass me the 7-iron little buddie. Punk D: WTF? You suck. You skip around backstage, or where ever the bloody fukk we all chill, you choke down your canser sticks and drink gatoraid. Your a fukcing fraued. Your the peoples wrestler? You Americas role model? Kids, you precious Punk D does cocaine. I seen him. That's why he hangs with "Escobar J.R." a.k.a. Colombian Crackhead. Parents, do you want your kids cheering for a drug addict? Extrimest: You never even get on the web site so I'm not gonna waste time with you. But I was talking to this bitch I used to bone in Tracy. She is bi-sexual and said she saw you at a known gay bar. Stop being gay. The Jake: You valet Erin want's to bone me soo bad cause she knows your not a real man.Just look at you. Your pathetic. She'll probably get on here and defend you and the rest of take it up the butt-hole inc. Cause all of you fags suck. Triple Threat. Get at me! Kidd Krazy: This guy is the one turning heads. If your gonna tune in this thursday, set your VCR for Kid Krazy vs. White Dude. What a match. Weng: Your a peice of BTS's dookie. Your ducking my tittle shot like your doing the limbo or something. Your sweater smells, your shoes are old, and Kidd Krazy is better then you. You don't like black people but you eat watermelon and chicken at the chineese buffet like if it was all they had. Stop talking about your 4 inch pecker and give me my tittle shot already. Warehouse style!!! Tabetha: If that is your name, it's not spelled right but wow! I'm not going to give away anything in the show. But all I gotta say is, you are wearing those jeans like nobody's bussniess. What a booty. Your doing big thangs. Let me know when your single 4-sure. Aunt D. You all know her. I havent seen her since the first time. If she doesnt show up to another taping, I'm never gonna get her number. So to Aunt D, whatever your real name is, call the ill Skillz hotline so we can make it happen. If I didnt call you out in this topic, feel free to comment anyway. Express your views. Show your skillz. If you got punked in this topic and don't know what to say, you suck. Your weak. And if you wanna battle, we can do that too! ill Skillz 420 and 4-ever! P.S. don't forget to check out the flowline for all the latest ill flows by ill Skillz himself. I got flows. Also tha "ill Skillz Hotline is still in effect for all my fans. especially the ladies, that means you Aunt D. Oh yeah. And last butt not least look out for constant new pic's on the "Cake's" topic right here in this message board. Hot ladies with some serious cakes. Check out all of the shizz nit ill Skillz is bringing. 1-love muthafuckas!! Flow-line: (916) 466-8784. ill Skillz Hotline: (916) 508-8784. #11So now what? Now how am I supposed to record more bone sessions? Byatchs in my bed with the lights off and night-vison on. Hours of sex, with various chicks, some with bigg titts, some who suck dick. No more. For those who were not at the taping on Saturday (hella people were there though), we got rolled on again. The boys in blue came down hard this time. I think The Jake is going to do some real time(better cut your hair brother). My cammy got snatched up for evidence. What kind of shizznit is that. $950.00 bucks. Take the tape, but leave the camera alone. It's our God given American right to beat eachother up and tape it. It's not right. It's not fair. And it's not going to be fun not taping bone sessions anymore. "Sunnyside Way" is gone! No more sign Vortex. Sorry brother. We got bonned up the ass, with out the K.Y. jelly. Ouch! Speaking of ouch, I had to pull a double header and wrestle twice. To all my faithfull fans, I did it for you. Muthafuckas! My first match was jacked by one times. Five 0. Tha Po Po's. So I had to lace up the boots(okay the nikes), strap on the gear one more time, and walk down that aisle. I feel like a beat up rubber. It was a bad, bad, day for the TWF. The Tracy Wrestling Federation is almost ready to crumble. Where in the hell are we going to wrestle next week? White Guy's house is already pulling the plug after 1 event(thanks for the memories Whitey). We are banned from all the parks in the entire Sacramento area. So now what? If we step foot on one more park, some of us are going to the county jail house. Some of you are gonna get butt-raped. Not me. But defenetly some of you. Countless hours of anal-love with some guy named Gwetto. Just you and him in a cell built for two. Some of you are gonna like it. I won't mention any names though(The Jake, BTS, Weng, Punk D, and Extrimest). So do any fans wanna let us have our show in your backyard? I won't have 49 people at the warehouse. So you can forget that idea. If not, I say we film in good ol' Tracy this next weekend untill we find a new home. At least there the pigs can't touch us. Maybe I'll get to beat on that so called Tracy legend, "Big Stew". And hopefully I can also shove my fist down the "Madd Reff's" throat too! That sound like a plan to me. I feel like kicking some new ass anyways. So if we film in Tracy, you can count me in to show up. But if we don't film in Tracy, then what are we going to do. We need answers. My fans wanna know. ill Skillz forever! #10So now what? Now how am I supposed to record more bone sessions? Byatchs in my bed with the lights off and night-vison on. Hours of sex, with various chicks, some with bigg titts, some who suck dick. No more. For those who were not at the taping on Saturday (hella people were there though), we got rolled on again. The boys in blue came down hard this time. I think The Jake is going to do some real time(better cut your hair brother). My cammy got snatched up for evidence. What kind of shizznit is that. $950.00 bucks. Take the tape, but leave the camera alone. It's our God given American right to beat eachother up and tape it. It's not right. It's not fair. And it's not going to be fun not taping bone sessions anymore. "Sunnyside Way" is gone! No more sign Vortex. Sorry brother. We got bonned up the ass, with out the K.Y. jelly. Ouch! Speaking of ouch, I had to pull a double header and wrestle twice. To all my faithfull fans, I did it for you. Muthafuckas! My first match was jacked by one times. Five 0. Tha Po Po's. So I had to lace up the boots(okay the nikes), strap on the gear one more time, and walk down that aisle. I feel like a beat up rubber. It was a bad, bad, day for the TWF. The Tracy Wrestling Federation is almost ready to crumble. Where in the hell are we going to wrestle next week? White Guy's house is already pulling the plug after 1 event(thanks for the memories Whitey). We are banned from all the parks in the entire Sacramento area. So now what? If we step foot on one more park, some of us are going to the county jail house. Some of you are gonna get butt-raped. Not me. But defenetly some of you. Countless hours of anal-love with some guy named Gwetto. Just you and him in a cell built for two. Some of you are gonna like it. I won't mention any names though(The Jake, BTS, Weng, Punk D, and Extrimest). So do any fans wanna let us have our show in your backyard? I won't have 49 people at the warehouse. So you can forget that idea. If not, I say we film in good ol' Tracy this next weekend untill we find a new home. At least there the pigs can't touch us. Maybe I'll get to beat on that so called Tracy legend, "Big Stew". And hopefully I can also shove my fist down the "Madd Reff's" throat too! That sound like a plan to me. I feel like kicking some new ass anyways. So if we film in Tracy, you can count me in to show up. But if we don't film in Tracy, then what are we going to do. We need answers. My fans wanna know. ill Skillz forever! #9Part 1. Part 2. #8Ahhhhh Yeahhhhh! It's time once again foe da "ill-deal" bebe! This weeks ill-deal got's ta be about the Dank. Cronic, Dosha, KGB, Bombay, Hemp, La, Bud, Tweed, Mary-Jane, Bomb, Grass, Sticky-Icky, Canibusahtifa, Indo, Cavi, Bud-Brownie, Maui-Waui, Purple-Khush, Hash! All dat shit. Every one is smoking that shit. So light it up, and pass that bitch! - ill Skillz forever! #7Tha illest wrestler in the TWF. The man you love to hate, and the ladies love to bone. Don't hate me. On to "Tha ill-deal" bebe: A lot of sexual conversations have been going down in the TWF lately. I can't say that I started them, but I had my fair share of comments on the subject. I think that it's time to share some ground breaking new's. I got some head, on 8/24/01 and then some more on the 25th and 26th. I fucked up my elbow at this weekend's table and could'nt get busy that night. So I got a lot of skull on Saturday. The elbow was iced all weekend and is still tender. Those who went to the taping know the elbow got banged up. No kidding it still hurt's a little. So the point of this is I can't bone. When I use my arm for anything it hurt's my elbow. So this makes it hard for me to get busy. So to all of ill Skillz lady fans, call "Tha ill Skillz Hotline". (916) 508-8784. Give me some head. Call tonite! I want to watch Mondaynight Football, smoke some dank, and get some head. Don't wait or you might miss out! Call "Tha ill Skillz Hotline" now: (916) 508-8784. #6We need a new spot to tape. I'm tired of the same old locations. I'm also tired of Cops invading of show every week. We should all try to find new locations. I say we tape in the tennis court at the last show in a climb out only match. I say we have a rage at the river card at Miller's park. I say we tape at my warehouse. I say we do more car pooling to new locations if every body would stay until the show is over. I say we do something new soon. I think we need to help each other find new spot's to wrestle. Help out or FUCK YOU! #5The real deal more like it. Let's get down to this week's ill-deal with no bullshit: First let me get this out the way, ill Skillz is the best wrestler, best looking, best style, best hair, best tattoo's, best dresser, best all around player in the game. Now, no kidding wash your shit people. This week's ill deal will really not be about me. It's time to lay it all down bebe! Triple Threat, you are already getting on my nerves with you stupid 3 finger sign. Only one of you is any good anyway's so stop the bullshit. Blackdog, you need to start wearing underpants when you come out. I swear to God I'm tired of seeing your ass on TV everyweek so handle your shit. CWC faggot's. Nobody on this site other than yourselves gives a flying fuck about your stupid failed fed. Stop wasting space and just e-mail each others about that bullshit. Wrestler's with now pad's or any gear of any kind, let me know what you need and I'll see what I can do. You look like cheap bum's out there in regular street clothes. Buy some elbow pads at least! Stop all the fucking bullshit. Weng and God-spot, stop wearing those tired ass sweater's with ESW in black ink written on them. Go buy a real sweater with it made to say ESW, like Punk D did on his TWF hat. Stop being so fucking cheap. Or just stop wearing those fucking sweater's period. IT"S FUCKING HOT! SUMMER MEANS HOT! Erin, stop getting jealous. I got a lot of hoes on my roster, your not the only one bebe! I still got a special place for you in my heart don't worry. Dragula, show up you fag. Don't be the pussy I always knew you were. Be a man and face your fears. Ed, where ya been. Tha ill-deal is always real so don't trip. Keep it ill bebe! You are all second best to Skillz. #4Some shit never changes. I'm still everyone's favorite wrestler, the best wrestler, the most attractive wrestler, the best dressed wrester, the best style wrestler, the most innovated wrestler, and the ... well this weeks ill deal is not about me unfortunately. Here it goes: I have a bad knee and can't compete. I will still grace the show. I know you are all upset. I know I'm the best and you miss me. I am the best shit talker. I got the best right hand. I really look good on camera. I steal the show every week. I know. I am the best in the TWF. I already know that. I kick ass. I really kick ass. I know. I am the best! .... But this week's "ill deal" is not about me. All the shit that has transpired in the past few show's have me thinking. I get double teamed by God-spot and the Jake and put out the rumble. I'm still the best but I got double teamed. I got hit with a sledgehammer and lost my chance at TV gold. I have been thinking. I really need a partner to watch my back and help me through my path to the top of the TWF. I'am behind schedule as it is. I should have been TV champ week's ago. And I should have the World strap as we speak. So now I want a partner. The word is already out and I made my decision already. I got wrestler's lining up at last week's show begging to be my partner. "Pick me pick me", "chose me ill Skillz please, please". That's all I hear in the locker room and it need's to stop. After we air this Thursday, I am going to contact this person and they will know alone. Not you, not my fan's, not even my mom. The knee is at about 70% now and my agent Mikey "SHOWTIME" Sullivan has got the doc's to sign my release form and clear me to wrestle. I'm the best and the show need's me. I know I'm the best. Relax.. I know I am the best! I guess this week's ill deal was about me...oh well fuck it....and if you don't like it...Fuck you too! #3Not to steal anyone's ego, but you all suck at shit-talking. I'm the KING of shit talking. That is a known fact. So this week's ill-deal will be about me: ill Skillz is one bad muther. He kick's ass all over the place in all his matches. He is no stranger to hardcore either. He is more hardcore than Ron Jeremy. ill Skillz keeps it real, real ill with madd skillz. He is the best "face" to ever grace the TWF airwaves. A true villain to the sport. The most feared competitor in all phases of the game. Full of charisma. I think he has what it takes to dominate the TWF for a long time. I ran off Big Slender, scared off all shit talkers with my ill-language and raw word's, and I will always be the most loved by all the TWF fans. Fresh off the weekend's taping you should get your VCR's set for a killer show, not that you don't already record the show to see me over and over again. ill Skillz is my favorite wrestler. This is ill Skillz and I'm my favorite wrestler.....p.s.(shotouts)....To all my fans you suck....I love you all....The "G" in G-spot stands for GOD....Erin, thanks for showing me your package....Dragula is a bitch(yeah you Sam)....Colombian, lose the cleats before you hurt someone....Show up or Shut up....Ed is gay....Put me on the favorite wrestler poll so I can vote for myself....ill Skillz rules....Erin your ass is hot..I just wanna...Ah....Gotta go! #2Alot of shit talking has gone down. I'm happy to see that. You asshole's still can't write, but I guess they don't make school's like they used to. Anyway, its time once again for "Tha ill-deal". This weeks "ill-deal" goes like this: Fuck you all. I don't think you understand. Fuck you all! Yeah I got some fans out there, fuck you too. Fuck everybody. BlackDog, why the fuck do you think you suck? You have no "Raw-Skillz". It's not your fault. You were just born that way. Come see tha "Skillz" and I'll school ya son. Vortex, you just don't get it. Are match will come soon enough. You fuckin ex-ref, you will feel the most pain you ever felt in your life. Your day's are numbered. And fuck all the little fed's tryin to "Invade" or take over the TWF. You are full of shit. TWF has been reseructed since my arrival. No bitch ass fuckin fed is gonna take over or take down the TWF. So shut your fuckin mouth's. Ed. Your 13 year's old. so I'll cut you some slack......Yeah right! You can't even drive a car let alone score with a chick. Save you tired fallacies for the bottom feeders. ill Skillz keeps it real. Don't waste my time. Go fuck with BlackDog or Vortex. Your not on my level even just a little bit. And if you think that the ESW is gonna help you when your time comes, your sadley mistaking slob. I saw G-Spot backstage before his match this past weekend and he wanted my autograph. He even begged me to pose with him for a polaroid. Your a 4 foot tall, fat fuckin pig. You will never score with a bitch. You will never win. "I Win". You will always be fat, ugly, stupid and have to rely on the lite rail for your mode of transportation. See the chicks I show up with every week. I score. Fuck you Ed. Cut your mullet.............. Fuck my fans I love you all. #1Well let me start by saying the TWF is hot to death. But the week is toooo long brother. I mean I'm sitting here at work (you know....a job) behind the computer looking at all the shit talking that goes on until the show airs or is tapped. I'm sippen on some coffee, tossin darts at my Dragula poster, waiting for Thursday to show up. It's frickin Monday. I miss the TWF family. Vortex gettin a chair shot, Weng hitten his 11th moonsault, or Dragula complaining to the ref cause the Jake keeps pulling his hair. Anyway, the point is the best way for me to pass time and keep in touch with you psychos is through this web site. So this week I'm starting my own weekly topic every monday morning. I think I'll call it the "ill-Deal". So this week's "ill-Deal will be: PUNK D., WILL THE NEW BUZZ CUT BE THE TICKET TO TWF SUPERSTARDOM... OR SHOULD HE GROW A MULLET SMOKE CIGARS AND BECOME THE MEAN GENE OKERLAND OF THE TWF. I MEAN I COULD SEE PUNK D. IN A WIFE BEATER, CUTT-OFF KHAKIS, AND CHUCK T'S WITH A CUBAN CIGAR IN ONE HAND AND A MICROPHONE IN THE OTHER. INTERVIEWING THE BLACK DOG AFTER HIS THIRD ORAL OPERATION, OR IN THE LOCKER ROOM WITH THE COLOMBIAN FIRECRACKER TRYING TO SCORE SOME RICKY MARTIN TICKETS AND A LINE OF CHINA WHITE. PUNK D., THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE DOG FACE GREMLIN.....SHOW ME YOUR "SKILLZ". |
