What exactly would ScottRobinson be doing now if he weren't in Five?
Have you ever wondered what career Brian Littrell would have pursued had the Backstreet Boys never beckoned?
Here's what we think:
Justin: Living with mommy and dealing drugs on the side
Chris: Living at the Orange glen retirement home and trying his hand at standup- he'll fail worse than Carrot Top
Joey: A pimp- what else
Lance: Joey's bitch . . . or the future Miss USA
JC: Herion addict or still singing. He's got too good of a voice to waste (Vienna Boys' Choir!).
Brian: Vienna Boys' Choir or manager of the local Deja Vu
Howie and Nick: Gay/Lesbian Activists who become very good friends with Elton John and Ellen and whatnot
. . . or Nick will be one of Joey's bitches
AJ: Workin the streets with Justin and JC
Kevin: A German translator (Oh but he does it so well!)
Scott: London hairstyler or the posterboy for the danger of Anorexia
Ritchie: One of Joey's bitches or doing commercials for Digestionand constapation relief tablets
J: Workin the streets with the others and specializing in Angel Dust(We just came up with that one)
Abs: Eminem wannabe
Sean: . . . . . . . . . .
Nick:A body trainer at Bally's(oooh!)
Jeff: In the Navy (And you can sail the seven seas. . . . do do do do)
Drew: Posterboy for Rogaine for men
Justin: Janitor at the local Wal-Mart
Danny: High School
Eric: High School
Ricky: High School
Tommy Boy: High School . . . dropout
Brad: One of those hot guys you always see serving margaritas at the beach stands
Rich Nice: Reuiniting with his twin brother from the UK Ronan
Ronan: Reuniting with his twin brother from Orlando Rich
Shane: We don't even want to know
Stephen: Transvestite
Mikey and Keith: We don't really care
Got any suggestions?