Let's say we got Backstage Passes to a concert**ha ha ha ha** Just. . . imagine. What would you say to your favorite group?
We here at the Boyband Oasis have come up with a few creative questions we've always wanted to ask. Who knows? Maybe someday, we might even get an answer!
Are you REALLY Single and Ready to Mingle?!
Joey, where the hell is my child support?
Lance, what did you do with my Clinique supply?
Scott, ever seen that movie Something about Mary?
So J, where can I “Come and Climb Upon it?”
Nick, where were you, Lance, and Ritchie the other night?
Lance, where were you, Ritchie and Nick the other night?
Ritchie, where were you, Nick, and Lance the other night?
Howie, why do you wink and drool so damn much? Drew, are you really bald?
So, Justin, what does it feel like to be the “what-the-hell-is-he-doin-here” guy of the group?
So Brad, are you single or what?
Psst- JC, I need a refill on my heroin stash, yo.
Justin, you do realize that you’re white, right?
J, you do realize that you’re white, right?
So, Boyzone, how does it feel to be all famous in the UK, but a bunch of nobodies in the US?
So, Skandal, how does it feel to be all famous in the UK, but a bunch of nobodies in the US?
Why, Howie, Why!?
So Sean . . . . . . . . .
Chris, how’s that Rogaine subscription goin on for you?
And your Viagra supply?
Lance, snap out of it! Danielle isn’t really your girlfriend! Come on!!!!!!!!!
Justin, umm. . . what exactly is IN your pants in this picture?! [all you die-hard fans should know what I'm talking about. If not,it's your loss.]
Brizz, tellus the truth- why did you leave the threesome- I mean, LFO?
Ricky, what the hell kind of dancing do you call that crap in Austin Powers? [Look for him in the beginning:Orange shirt and some funky bells]
Got any questions you'd like to ask? Send 'em over!