Do NOT allow girls heavier than (add specific weight here) to wear tanktops, lest concertgoers lose their eyesight
Always listen to Lou and Johnny
You are young. You are single. You are a virgin. Repeat as many times necessary so as may seem an automatic response
However, in Scott's case, one must wait until one has undergone puberty before knocking the boots
Remember, no matter how much money they offer you, 98% of your fans aren't legal. Any "relations" could cause you to be thrown in jail in all 50 states.
You must match at all times
You must be "getting jiggy baby"
Keep your "tims, your baggy jeans, and your thug appeal" to yourself. You look like an idiot, JC
Keep winking at a minimal
One blonde in each group is necessary for success. No blonde? No Problem. The magic of bleach, my friends
Stuffed animals can crowd personal space. Throw them back, for Pete's sake
Always smile, even when you're in need of a good lay. Always smile and keep fans off guard where they belong
Remember that you love the fans. You love the fans.. You love the fans **snicker**
**Gasp!** ,Sex?! How DARE you talk about such debauchery in our presence!!!
Britney Spears is your friend
Innosense is your friend
Johnny is your friend
Lou is an inconsiderate bastard . . .
. . .who is still your friend
"Single and Ready to mingle" is a valid response
Bop and BB are your favorite magazines
You're not really in it for the money and the chicks. You "love the music"
Choreographed dance moves ae a must
Official Books and memorabillia such as yo yos and notebooks bring in the dough. Don't complain.
Look out for the Third Edition of Boyband Rules!