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A Highway Patrolman waited outside
a popular local bar, hoping for a bust.
At closing time, as everyone came out,
he spotted his potential quarry.
The man was so obviously inebriated
that he could barely walk.
He stumbled around the parking lot
for a few minutes, looking for his car.
After trying his keys on five other cars,
He finally found his own vehicle.
He sat in the car a good ten minutes,
as the other patrons left.
He turned his lights on,
then off, wipers on, then off.
He started to pull forward
into the grass, then stopped.
Finally, when he was the last car,
he pulled out onto the road
and started to drive away.
The patrolman, waiting for this,
turned on his lights
and pulled the man over.
He administered the breathalyzer test,
and, to his great surprise,
the man blew a 0.00!
The patrolman was dumbfounded!
"This equipment must be broken!"
he exclaimed.
"I doubt it." said the man,
"Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy." :o)
Sent To: BabyRoseBuds
From: HotAirCrew
Thanks Friend
January 20, 2000
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