THE LEXUS
A lady bought a new Lexus.
Cost a bundle.
Two days later,
she brought it back,
complaining that the radio
was not working.
"Madam", said the sales manager,
"the audio system in this
car is completely automatic.
All you need to do is tell it what
you want to listen to,
and you will hear exactly that!"
She drives out,
somewhat amazed and a little confused.
She looked at the radio and said "Nelson".
The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?"
Soon, she was speeding down
the highway to the sounds of
"On the road again".
The lady was astounded.
If she wanted Beethoven,
that's what she got.
If she wanted Nat King Cole,
she got it.
Suddenly, at a traffic light,
her light turned green and she pulled out.
Off to her right,
out of the corner of her eye,
she saw a small sports utility vehicle
speeding toward her.
She swerved and narrowly missed
a head-on collision.
"JERK", she muttered. And, from the radio
..........
"Ladies and gentlemen,
the President of the United States....."
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