Three women were out
golfing one day
and one of them
hit her ball
into the woods.
She went into
the woods to look
for it and found a
frog caught in a trap.
The frog said to her,
"If you release me
from this trap,
I will grant you
three wishes."
The woman
freed the frog,
who said,
"Thank you,
but I forgot to
mention that there
is a condition
to your wishes;
whatever you
wish for,
your husband will
get ten times
more or better."
The woman said,
"That will be okay,"
and for her
first wish
she wanted to be
the most
beautiful woman
in the world.
The frog
warned her,
"You do realize
that this wish
will also make
your husband
the most handsome
man in the world,
an Adonis,
that women
will flock
to him and..."
The woman replied,
"That will be okay,
because I will be
the most
beautiful woman
and he will
only have
eyes for me."
So, pouf - she
became the
most beautiful
woman in
the world.
For her second wish,
she wanted to be
the richest woman
in the world.
The frog said,
"That will make
your husband
the richest man
in the world,
and he will be
ten times richer
than you and...
" The woman said,
"That will be okay,
because what is
mine is his,
and what is his
is mine."
So, poof,
she became
the richest
woman in
the world!
The frog
then inquired about
her third wish,
and she answered,
"I'd like a
mild heart attack."
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Sent to: BabyRoseBuds
From: LittleTreeFrog
