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I NEED TO WIN THE LOTTO

A blond woman named Babbette
finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust
and she's in serious financial trouble.
She's so desperate that she decides
to ask God for help.

She begins to pray...
"God, please help me.
I've lost my business
and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Babbette again prays...
"God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."

Lotto night comes and Babbette still has no luck.

Once again, she prays...
"My God, why have you forsaken me??
I've lost my business, my house, and my car.
My children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help
and I have always been a good servant to you.

PLEASE just let me win the lotto
this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light
as the heavens open and Babbette is confronted
by the voice of God Himself:
"Babbette, meet me halfway on this.
Buy a ticket."

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