A blond woman named Babbette
She begins to pray...
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
Lotto night comes and Babbette still has no luck.
Once again, she prays...
PLEASE just let me win the lotto
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light
finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust
and she's in serious financial trouble.
She's so desperate that she decides
to ask God for help.
"God, please help me.
I've lost my business
and if I don't get some money,
I'm going to lose my house as well.
Please let me win the lotto."
Babbette again prays...
"God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business,
my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
"My God, why have you forsaken me??
I've lost my business, my house, and my car.
My children are starving.
I don't often ask you for help
and I have always been a good servant to you.
this one time so I can get my life back in order."
as the heavens open and Babbette is confronted
by the voice of God Himself:
"Babbette, meet me halfway on this.
Buy a ticket."
Sent To: BabyRoseBuds