A man takes the day off work
and decides to go out golfing.
He is on the second hole when he
notices a frog sitting next to the green.
He thinks nothing of it and is
about to shoot when he hears,

"Ribbit-9-Iron."

The man looks around
and doesn't see anyone.
Again, he hears....
"Ribbit-9-Iron."

He looks at the frog and
decides to prove the frog wrong,
puts the club away,
and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup.
He is shocked.
He says to the frog,
"Wow that's amazing.
You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog reply's,
"Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog
with him to the next hole.

"What do you think frog?," the man asks.

"Ribbit 3 wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and,
Boom! Hole in one.
The man is befuddled and
doesn't know what to say.
By the end of the day,
the man golfed the best game
of golf in his life and asks the frog,
"OK where to next?"

The frog replies..
"Ribbit Las Vegas."

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says,
"OK frog, now what?"

The frog says,
"Ribbit Roulette."

Upon approaching the roulette table,
the man asks,
"What do you think I should bet?"

The frog replies...
"Ribbit $3000, black 6."

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win,
but after the golf game,
the man figures what the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes
sliding back across the table.
The man takes his winnings and
buys the best room in the hotel.
He sits the frog down and says,
"Frog, I don't know how to repay you.
You've won me all this money and
I am forever grateful".

The frog replies,
"Ribbit Kiss Me."

He figures why not,
since after all the frog did for him,
he deserves it.
With a kiss,
the frog turns into
a gorgeous 16-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor,
is how the girl ended up in my room.
So help me God
or my name is not
William Jefferson Clinton."

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