A couple went on vacation
One morning the husband returned after several hours
Along comes the park ranger in his boat,
"Reading my book,"
"You're in a no-fishing area," he informs her.
"But, Officer, I'm not fishing.
"But you have all this equipment, Ma'am.
"If you do that I will charge you with rape,"
"I didn't even touch you,"
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to a fishing resort near a national park.
The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn;
the wife preferred to read.
of fishing and decided to take a short nap.
The wife decided to take the boat out.
She was not familiar with the lake.
She rowed out, anchored the boat,
and started reading her book.
pulls up alongside and says,
"Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
she replies as she thinks to herself,
is this guy blind, or what?
Can't you see that?"
I'll have to take you in and charge you."
snaps the irate woman.
grouses the ranger.
"Yes, that's true....but
you have all the equipment."
