Jesus H. Christ
Jesus H. Christ is a major player in the NMR. He is a featured vocalist of many bands, including his own solo projects. He is the NMR head of Heaven and Hell operations. He is very busy running the universe and he is in and out all the time, so if you want to give him an email on a prayer you want answered,email it to Dr. Vandersol and he will make sure he gets it.
Jesus H. Christ info:
- FULL NAME: Jesus H. Christ (son of God, The holy Spirit,The messiah)
- RESURRECTED: 0
- FATHER: God.
- MOTHER: Mary.
- HOBBIES: Running the universe, taking your money, being worshiped, turning bread into fish, walking on water, persecuting his children,playing poker with the devil, and working on his NMR projects.
- BEST FRIENDS: Dr. Vandersol, faZe, anyone else that believes he is the Son of God.
- PEOPLE WEPT OVER: Non believers
- FAVORITE QUOTE: "I am not Jesus, I am not Captain Crunch, but I am God and I do eat Cereal."
