John Ridings aka The Guardian
Defender of the Universe and Harbringer
Self Employed
55 Trailer Hill Park
Oaksdale, FO 97124
phone: (650) 555-1212 ext.261
cell: (415) 555-1212
fax: (510) 555-1212
https://www.angelfire.com/ca3/NuclearFire
This is who I am. If you wish to join the Dream Eaters Detection Kids Klub or have detected a DreamEater in your neighborhood, call me for instructions of getting rid of the dream eater.