This is a detailed description of my invasion plans. First, I commandeer the world's TVs and
then, transmit a signal which will, in effect, destroy all resistance. Then, I will build a massive SchoolDistrict covering the whole globe. Teachers
will be equipped with electric caddle prods, artillery and large brown paper bags filled with live rats. All sentients will be sent to school and taught the true way to
avoid Dream Eaters. The Ancient Art of Martial Law will be resurrected, as sub-machine wielding leather-faced psycho maniacs pace the halls of our nation's schools.
The Great Omelette of Arothos will consume the world in it's great pink bowels of quivering pomegranite jelly. As the sentinel watches, the earth will be consumed by the failed men,
as the great darkness spreads throughout the Earth! TOTAL DESTRUCTION WILL BE SELF-EVIDENT! NO MAN IS CREATED... sorry. I forgot... where I was for a while...
Each teacher will be a former Mormon IRS agent. Then we will grade all humans on a basis of acceptance.
My Favorite Holo-Films
My Favorite Soft Drinks
HERE ARE THE GRADES:
100-90% = Life
89.9999-80 = We break your legs
79.9999-70% = Castration
69.9999-0% = Instant Death by Disembowlement with a rusty butter knife.
